Jennifer Aniston Writes a Tabloid Headline About Herself & Hits It Out of the Park
If anyone knows about dealing with false headlines, always being pregnant, and being the target of wedding speculation, it's Jennifer Aniston. What would it be like if she took the news into her own hands? Well, she did and the Cake actress is a pro. In InStyle's February 2015 issue, Aniston writes her own tabloid headline and, once again, she hits all of those pesky rumors out of the park. Her headline reads as follows:
"When I'm Pregnant and Married, I Will Let You Know."
Bam! Now that's a headline. It boggles her mind that tabloids can't get it right. Why can't they do their research?
What kills me is when friends send me pictures they've taken at a newsstand. One magazine says, "Desperate and alone," and the other one says, "She's eloped!" I mean, at least consult. Don't make yourself look like an idiot. I'm going to be 50 and they're still gonna be saying, "She's pregnant!"
In addition to that frustration, Aniston wants tabloids to stop stealing her thunder (we all remember what happened when Rachel stole Monica's thunder on Friends). Aniston says,
And by the way, stop stealing my thunder! Let me have the fun of telling that story.
I have a feeling if we all stop bothering Aniston and reporting false information, then she will reveal all when she's ready. Plus, I bet she tells one good story.