Alpha Chi Omega Sorority Girl Demands That Sisters Wear Spanx And Full Makeup At All Times

Ah, Greek life: the content mill that keeps on giving. A leaked email from a sorority girl at Apha Chi Omega's USC chapter demands that sisters wear Spanx at all times, always, forever and ever, Amen (even the skinny ones, because “no awkward bumps!”). But there’s more, because of course there is. The sorority’s mass email, received by Jezebel, also includes bizarrely specific requirements for maintaining your eyebrows (“Bad eyebrows will make you look less beautiful!”), nails (“neutral pinks, french [sic] manicure, toes can be a little brighter”), and glasses/contacts (“poking your eyes is worth it just this once”). You guys. YOU GUYS.

The letter goes on, of course. In fact, the letter is a PDF in small print with photos to illustrate all of the ways you’re capable of soiling the image of AXO (NO OMBRE), thusly shaming both yourself and your chapter. Here are three of the missive’s beauty stipulations, shared by Jezebel:




Potential new members (PNMs) are also required to forfeit their souls for the greater good of their sorority sisters. And now, over to Michael Shannon.

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