13 Of The Most Interesting Lingerie Items You Can Buy On Etsy Right Now — So Happy Almost Valentine's Day, Guys

Everyone likes a little something different when it comes to sexy undergarments. Some people prefer soft and demure pieces, whilst others are all about PVC and hardware. You do you, y'all: I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum. I think it's actually kind of magical that people who have the same taste and who are turned on by similar things can find each other in this world. There's someone for everyone and I have seen the quirky couples to prove it.

However, I am here to say that no matter your preferences when it comes to lingerie, there are just some things that I think we can all agree are a bit past unique, and just make you go, "Huh?" And often, one can find these things on Etsy. Click through for 13 items classified as lingerie that make me scratch my forehead in the best of ways.

by Jodie Layne

Saucy Bouquet

Nothing says romance like a crotchless bouquet of panty roses.

Crotchless Lingerie Boquet, $60,

"Lingerie Pants"

For when you want to bear it all, but also not really.

Red Lace Lingerie Pants, $60,

Eternal Love

Until death do us part, right?

Skeleton Hands Bra, $40,

Lingerie Mashup

I actually don’t even understand what’s going on here.

Lace Chemise With Garters, $59,

Penis Sunggie

I now understand what Missy Elliott was talking about in “Work It” so much more clearly.

Crochet Elephant Men’s Thong, $22,

Muff Puff

This is like some strange combination of vajazzling and a mirkin.

Sequinned and Embroidered Thong, $40,


Just in case you were thinking of being subtle.

Tie Dye Nightgown, $62,

All Up In Your End Zone

Are you turned on by me or by thinking about the Pro Bowl right now?

Men’s Dallas Cowboys G-String, $10,

Furry Friend

Uh, when you call someone “foxy” it’s usually not literal.

Panties With a Fox Face and Ears, $44,

Better Than A Pearl Necklace

Better make sure that whoever’s wearing this has a Brazillian or else this could be painful.

Panties With Pearl and Elastic Ribbon, $26,

Disco Boobs

Keep your chest warm and bring the party with you. I guess?

Color-Changing Light-Up Furry Bra, $60,


For those days when you actually don’t want to get it on for a change.

Hand Painted Grumpy Cat Bra, $45,

Dirty Desires

OK, taste is subjective. But stained vintage underwear passes weird straight into the gross category.

White Fantasy Underwear, $15, etsy,com