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18 Crazy SkyMall Products You Can Still Buy Before The Company Shuts Down For Good

It's a sad day for air travelers. Our favorite in-flight magazine, SkyMall, has filed for bankruptcy. SkyMall has always been there for us, easily within reach in the seatback pocket in front of us, saving us from boredom and the chatty guy next to us on countless occasions. And now we'll get to our seats and ... it just won't be there. That means impulse shoppers will no longer be able to purchase super-weird products like wine glass holder necklaces or golf club beer spigots from 30,000 feet in the air — a long and time-honored tradition.On Thursday, SkyMall LLC, parent company Xhibit Corp., and other subsidiaries filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in the United States Bankruptcy Court for the District of Arizona. Xhibit Chief Financial Officer Scott Wiley wrote in a statement along with the filing:"Historically, the SkyMall catalog was the sole in-flight option for potential purchasers of products to review while traveling. With the increased use of electronic devices on planes, fewer people browsed the SkyMall in-flight catalog."Essentially, the combination of competition from e-commerce retailers and increased usage of electronic devices on airplanes spelled the demise of our beloved SkyMall. After efforts to secure additional funding failed, the company filed for bankruptcy. It feels natural to want to mourn the death of the catalog, but let's celebrate the life of SkyMall instead by looking at 18 of its craziest products you can still get before it's too late.

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by Alicia Lu

Bug Vacuum

This bug vacuum would give me PTSD. Can you imagine having to clean it out??

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Litter Robots

Clearly whoever invented this litter robot has never seen cats interacting with Roombas. There’s no way they’re getting inside these things.

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Pierogi Ornament

This pierogi ornament is actually pretty great. Why aren’t all ornaments food objects?

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Bob's Affirmation Box

SkyMall has a bizarre affinity for men named Bob. Because besides this weird affirmation box, there’s also this weird T-shirt.

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Squirrel Tree Climber

Bet you never realized how badly you needed a squirrel tree climber until now.

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Insta Slim Compression Shirts

I guess these compression shirts are like Spanx for guys. You’re in luck, men, because SkyMall also offers torso toners and butt enhancers.

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Orbitwheels

Why walk or bike when you can look this cool?

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NFL Mini Garden Tailgate Set

In case your garden rodents want to tailgate.

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Plush Hopper Adult Horse

I’m not quite sure why this horse toy for adults even exists.

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Faux Tattoo Ladies Shirt

Forget permanent tattoos. This t-shirt will totally make it look like you got inked, but people might ask why you’re wearing a bikini top at Target.

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Snake With Globe Walking Stick

This snake stick might not ward any of the creatures off on your next hike, but it can't hurt to try.

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High Definition Camera Drone

I guess anyone can own and operate their very own drone. Yep, that sounds safe.

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NapAnywhere Pillow

Perhaps the best aspect of SkyMall is that they make sleeping really easy, no matter where you are. Hence, the NapAnywhere Pillow!

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Remote Controlled Tarantula Spider

No.

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Comfortable TV Listening Headband

This TV listening headband allows you to listen to your TV from the comfort of your bed … which you can also do without it.

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Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt

This beer mitt does look mighty cozy.

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Reloaded Micro Kickboard Carry-On Luggage Scooter

This luggage scooter is TSA-approved, but I’m not sure if it’s every-other-person-in-the-airport-approved.

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Adult Jumping Ball

This adult jumping ball is exactly why we’ll really miss SkyMall.

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