Leave it to Sara X, the boob twerking model, to make whatever elaborate Valentine's Day gift you had planned seem totally sub par compared to her boob twerking video, set classily to Beethoven's "Fur Elise". Dressed as a hyper-sexualized female cupid, complete with shiny bow and arrow, Sara X flits onto screen, and possibly into your heart, depending how much entry to your heart is permitted to boob twerking models in sexy cupid costumes (in which case, you're probably dead right now, sorry). After giving a little butt shimmy, she stares down the camera with her saucer eyes and it begins: her famous boob twerk.
Set to classical music, Sara's boob twerk takes on a fun absurdity, albeit a sexy one. Maybe this is the new romance. Maybe "boob twerking" is the new "flowers and chocolates". Maybe we all need to go to the gym and work out our boob muscles more. As it is, no matter how hard we try, we can't even make both boobs twerk at once, let alone one at a time (and by "we" I mean "me", but let's be honest, probably you too). Or maybe there's a way to hire Sara to make personalized Valentine's Day boob twerk messages for all the significant others out there because maybe we (and again, I mean "I"), just want to let our boobs hang low while we sit on the couch eating tea and watching shows about house flipping. Is that too much to ask?!
Admit it, cooking dinner for bae this Valentine's Day is starting to look a little lackluster, right? Never fear: I found a video tutorial that teaches you how to boob twerk. Watch, learn, and then give the gift that keeps on giving:
Or you could just do it my way: