Hello, Wednesday: 5 Tumblrs to Get You Over Hump Day

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The late Supreme Leader ordered uranium bombs, let his subjects starve, and said he could control the weather with his mind. Sometimes, he looked at things, like juice boxes or rubber boots. Try not to think too hard about why this is great.

Kim Jong Il Looking at Things

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The late Supreme Leader ordered uranium bombs, let his subjects starve, and said he could control the weather with his mind. Sometimes, he looked at things, like juice boxes or rubber boots. Try not to think too hard about why this is great.

Shit Rough Drafts

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Undergraduate English student Paul Laudiero won himself a book deal with this hilarious Tumblr, where he imagines famous authors’ first attempts at literary greatness.

Hungover Owls

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Hopefully none of you can relate to this mid-week—Bookmark for the weekend? “Man…I kind of wish I was surprised about the horrible stuff I’m apparently capable of doing,” says one melancholy owl, staring into middle distance. If only it were this cute when humans said it.

Literal New Yorker Captions

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If trying to come up with captions for the New Yorker cartoon contest has ever left you feeling inferior, this blog will make you feel better.

Menswear Dog

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This shiba inu can really pull off a bowtie: he’s even modeled menswear for Bloomberg Businessweek.