9 Reasons The Alexander Wang Fall 2015 Show Models Were All Having A Horrible Day
Being fashionably pissed off is part of a model's job description. However, the models at the Alexander Wang Fall 2015 show took model angst to a whole new level. These women tromped the runway with expressions to suit the goth kid theme: big old scowls. Either these models are SUPER method, or they're all just having really bad days.
Let's imagine all the mundane little nuisances that made the models at the Alexander Wang show so agro. I mean, are they OK? Yeah, they swear they're FINE.
Forgot her umbrella at home, and it’s supposed to rain all day.
Dropped her ice cream cone, the one time she splurged for the artisanal stuff.
The Subway was pulling away right as she got to the platform.
Her Ear Buds Are Missing
Forgot her headphones at the gym, has a suspicion that desk clerk stole them.
Uber surge pricing.
Passive aggressive post-it note from roommate.
Ran out of her water during her 7 AM Soul Cycle sesh.
Man told her “Smile, sweetheart! You’ll be so much prettier.” on the street.
HBO Go started buffering in the last 5 minutes of the Season 4 finale of Game of Thrones. I mean, what happens to Tyrion?!?!