9 Reasons The Alexander Wang Fall 2015 Show Models Were All Having A Horrible Day

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: A model walks the runway at the Alexander Wang fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2015 at Pier 94 on February 14, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)
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Being fashionably pissed off is part of a model's job description. However, the models at the Alexander Wang Fall 2015 show took model angst to a whole new level. These women tromped the runway with expressions to suit the goth kid theme: big old scowls. Either these models are SUPER method, or they're all just having really bad days. 

Let's imagine all the mundane little nuisances that made the models at the Alexander Wang show so agro. I mean, are they OK? Yeah, they swear they're FINE. 

The Weather

Forgot her umbrella at home, and it’s supposed to rain all day. 

Pure Sadness

Dropped her ice cream cone, the one time she splurged for the artisanal stuff. 

The MTA

The Subway was pulling away right as she got to the platform. 

Her Ear Buds Are Missing

Forgot her headphones at the gym, has a suspicion that desk clerk stole them. 

Price Gouging

Uber surge pricing. 

Roomie Issues

Passive aggressive post-it note from roommate. 

Dehydration

Ran out of her water during her 7 AM Soul Cycle sesh. 

Catcalling/ Misogyny

Man told her “Smile, sweetheart! You’ll be so much prettier.” on the street. 

Thwarted Binge-Watching

HBO Go started buffering in the last 5 minutes of the Season 4 finale of Game of Thrones. I mean, what happens to Tyrion?!?!