I cannot begin to express to you exactly how excited I'm going to be in around 3-4 weeks, when everyone who needs/wants to see Fifty Shades of Grey has seen it, and we can all start focusing our attention on things of true importance, like that new Liam Neeson film that appears to be about a down and out cop killing bad guys, or Furious 7. Anyway, this guy gets it: a Danish man was caught on camera by a news team filming outside a theatre showing Fifty Shades of Grey , walking out of the cinema ALONE. Yes, we're kind of all weirdly curious about Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, we're all a little ashamed to admit it. What separates the rest of us from this guy is that if we do go see the movie, and even if we go see it alone (I mean, do you), we likely aren't going to get caught on camera doing so. This is really just too adorable. What an awkward dude.
The most wonderful part of this is that the woman being interviewed by the news channel is psychoanalyzing the hell out of Fifty Shades and giving it a pretty feminist reading. The news anchor exclaims, "That must be why the men stay away!", and as the woman responds, the single man in the background does a confusing loop back and forth as he tries to escape the theater as inconspicuously as possible. Watch below:
Honestly, I'm disappointed by this guy's dodging act. If you really want to get out of a theater unnoticed, there are better ways he could have gone about it. Like, put some effort into your creeping, sir. Here are 5 other ways he could have tried to slip out of the cinema:
2. Rolling along the floor
3. With some well-prepared tools for hiding
5. Full-on kamikaze owning it
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