14 Funny Wedding Cards That Are Guaranteed To Make The Bride And Groom Smile

Why do weddings have to be so serious? There's something to love about these funny wedding cards, perfect for the couple with a great sense of humor. When my best friend got married in December, her officiator began the ceremony with "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what brings us together today," and my friend began her vows by telling the groom, "Thank you for coming." My friend and her now-husband love a good laugh, and I knew that no ordinary congratulatory card would do. Weddings can be boring, even for the funniest of brides and grooms, and they deserve a card that will make them laugh after all the pomp and circumstance is over with.

This Is Bullsh*t

This is definitely a card for a couple with a healthy sense of humor (and for a friend who figured they’d beat them to the aisle).

Funny Wedding Card, $4.50, etsy.com


This is the perfect card for any Princess Bride fan.

Mawwiage Is What Brings Us Together Card, $4, etsy.com

BRB Sobbing

To all you fellow criers out there — this card is for you.

Sob at Your Wedding Funny Card, $4.50, etsy.com

Much Doge

Leave it to Doge to sum up exactly how you’re feeling.

Doge Wedding Card, $4.95, etsy.com

Crazy Cat Lady

This is a card I assume I’ll get at my own wedding.

Crazy Cat Lady Card, $4.00, etsy.com

Forever and Ever

The card has a point — but definitely congrats!

Forever Is a Long Time Card, $4, etsy.com

Get In, Losers

Just know that this card was given out of love and not bitterness (probably).

Happy Wedding Losers, $4.50, etsy.com

How Magical

I mean, if you consider getting up at 5 a.m., not eating all day, posing for a million pictures, and marrying the love of your life magical.

Freaking Magical Funny Card, $4.50, etsy.com

Congrats, Newlyweds!

My best friend just had to change all her credit cards and IDs, so I know the groom gets off real easy.

Cheeky Congratulations Card, $4, etsy.com

Eat. Drink. Get Fat.

Now, now. You don’t have to let yourself go just because you’re married… but you could if you wanted to.

Funny Wedding Card, $4, etsy.com

You're So Cute

Yes, love and a lifetime of commitment is just sickening.

Funny Wedding Card, $4.50, etsy.com


A solid hope — unless the couple is trying to get pregnant on purpose during the honeymoon.

Unique Wedding Card, $4, etsy.com

Fashion Mistake

As long as you don’t show up in the same thing as the bride, you’re good.

Funny Fashion Mistake Card, $3.28, etsy.com

You Are Stuck

Is the bride stuck with the groom, or is the groom stuck with the bride? One of marriage’s many debates.

Funny Wedding Card, $3, etsy.com