Remember the Rich Kids of Instagram--you know, those kids who basically party all the time in designer labels and have more money than you can ever hope to make? Yeah, just in case you didn't feel bad enough about your checking account balance (or lack thereof), there's a new account called Rich Dogs of Instagram, and these dogs are more glamorous than most of us can ever hope to be. Not only are these dogs stylish AF, they're also adorable. Money and looks, they just have it all. Is it weird to be jealous of a dog?
Before we get into these adorable and jealousy-inducing photos, I got to thinking about the whole "Rich ___ of Instagram" concept. In addition to Rich Kids of Instagram (and its Iranian counterpart Rich Kids of Tehran), and now Rich Dogs of Instagram, there's also Rich Babies, and Rich Cats. But I say that's not enough! The "Rich ____" market on Instagram is not nearly as saturated as it could be! I've got some ideas for more rich insta accounts that need to happen (sidenote, I've written "rich" so much in this article that it doesn't even look like a word anymore).
1. Rich Hedgehogs of Instagram
So, hedgehogs are kind of the cutest. Wouldn't you just love to see one of these cute prickly little guys sitting atop a pile of money, or poking its little head out of a Michael Kors bag? Imagine how goofy a pair of designer shades would look on a hedgehog! Awww.
2. Rich Goldfish of Instagram
I would just want to see how creative people could get with it. Like, would they bedazzle their fish's tanks with Swarovski crystals? Put an actual treasure chest inside? Fill the tank with Perrier? Just kidding on that last one, I'm 99% sure that would constitute abuse.
3. Rich Snowmen of Instagram
We could really put the cold weather to good use by creating baller snow families with igloo mansions, sporting Hermes scarves. I'm just saying, this could be a revolution.
Feel free to take any of the above ideas and transform them into wildly successful Tumblrs.
And now without further ado, the reason we all came here: the rich dogs of IG!
"Wanna be a baller, shot caller, 20 inch blades, on the impala"
"Back of the club, sippin' Moet is where you'll find me"
The Breakfast of Champions
Head over to the Rich Dogs of Instagram account for more pics. Just warning you, you're probably going to feel bad about your life. There, there. We can't all be in the 1%.
Images: Getty (3); Rich Dogs of Instagram / Instagram (4)