How The Spice Girls Really Got Their Nicknames
For those who pay attention to detail and the technical and business-y side of pop music, it may come as a surprise to know that the Spice Girls were not always called Posh, Ginger, Baby, Scary, and Sporty. According to the history books, the Spice Girls could've gone in a lot of different directions, what with the original group being sans Emma Bunton, and the original manager being sans originality. (Seriously: He wanted these five to dress the same and sing cover songs.) Luckily for everyone involved, though, the Spice Girls emerged from the ashes of past decisions, and Posh, Ginger, Baby, Scary, and Sporty were ushered into the hearts and minds of anyone alive in the 1990s. And Mel B. (a.k.a. Scary) recently spoke about how the Spice Girls got their now-iconic nicknames, giving credit where credit was due (and/or forgotten on the part of the media):
So, yeah, some might claim that the Spice Girls technically got their nicknames in 1996 from Top of the Pops editor Peter Loraine, but blah blah blah business, marketing: We're already asleep. Boring! How were the nicknames chosen? Said Loraine:
So, apparently, these girls' nicknames were prescribed for them, but they were inspired by the people who came before said names. Personalities! Physical qualities! You know.
But in every nickname there's a stem of truth (or so I've decided just right now). And, really, we're not getting the whole story here. We can't be. Loraine's version is far too boring and obvious. The true, true story* is much clearer and much more interesting. For example, did you know that...
- The nickname "Posh" comes from Victoria's obsession with ecclesiastical law as a model for personal governing. She would often postulate that hers was a higher calling — a force to drive her that was beyond her own control (her fabulous sophistication, natch). Victoria would postulate on the idea so much (the ecclesiastical definition meaning "to nominate or elect someone to an ecclesiastical office subject to the sanction of a higher authority") that friends began calling her "post" (pronounced pahst) all throughout high school. Since that was too confusing, Posh became the next iteration.
- "Ginger" may be an obvious one: Geri Halliwell's flaming red mane. But she was actually named Ginger because she originally dreamed of being a botanist, studying the evolutionary methods of her favorite plant, the Zingiber officinale. (Go ahead, Google it.)
- The nickname "Baby" is cute and adorable and perfectly fitting for the group's last member to join, but actually, it's because Emma was a highly adept baby-juggler in her younger days, able to toss as many as six babies in a single go!
- The nickname "Sporty" is sort of no-duh when it comes to über-athletic Melanie C, but what you didn't know is that Mel C. was sort of a Great Gatsby enthusiast, and would constantly call those around her "old sport" because she thought it was quirky and clever. Ultimately, though, it drove all her friends mad, so they would often retort "no you're an old sport!" The idea of aging and being old drove Mel C. so terrifically mad, she became a sports-oriented health nut to combat inevitable death.
- "Scary" Spice Melanie B. is no stranger to the spotlight: She's always been a loud and intense person. Big hair, big personality, big voice. But what you didn't know is that all these things also made her an excellent human scarecrow. Mel B. used her starting at age 13, where she was employed to bound from crop bed to crop bed wearing a crop top, scaring away the crows for a couple extra quid on the weekends.
See? There's more truth behind nicknames than you think!
* and by true we mean completely made up because of course it was.