What Will Brandon & Leah Name Their Baby?

by Caitlyn Callegari

I'd like to think that the most crucial part of a pregnancy, other than the whole growing a human being thing, is figuring out what on Earth you're going to name that mini-person you're gestating. You can't just put forth a human into the world without any sort of identity, so there has to be a definite, intense deliberation that must go into the selection. With this in mind, I'd like to save expectant couple, Brandon and Leah Jenner, the stress of naming the baby that they've made. So, being the good reality TV show fan girl that I am, I will suggest a few monikers for them. Why? Because I operate out of the goodness of my heart and I also have a weird love for the couple. I mean, who wouldn't want to help the most affable and low key pair Keeping Up With The Kardashians has had the pleasure of taping?

Listen, on a normal day I'm an avid daydreamer, so the whole naming thing has my imagination swirling. In addition to ruminating about potential names, why not also see what a little Brandon and Leah combination will look like. Though, one thing is for sure, no matter who the child favors, it'll be positively stunning.

First thing's first, though. Let’s tackle the possible Baby Jenner names:


The combination of their two names. It's perf, I know.


Because these two are so totally zen.


An ode to Bruce.

Malibu Prince

I mean, The Princes of Malibu was a significant contribution to society, right?


A unisex music-inspired moniker for the two.


Because they sound so amazing together.


You know, if "Harmony" didn't float their boats.

Last but certainly not least, here's what Baby Jenner may (but probs won't) look like if it's a boy or a girl:

Baby Boy Jenner

These baby hybrid things can often go awry, but I have to say, this little guy is totes adorable.

Baby Girl Jenner

This little dudette is endearing as well.

Welp, it looks like cute kids are in their imminent future.

Images: Getty; MorphThing.com