Ellen Degeneres Probably Isn't Having Kids, But That's Because All The Best Ones Are Already On Her Show — VIDEOS

Some people know how to handle uncomfortable and sometimes annoying situations with grace and poise. I am probably not one of those people, but, thankfully Ellen Degeneres is. The talk show host is slowly becoming the next Jennifer Aniston on the celebrity parental preoccupation front. More specifically, on Today, Ellen DeGeneres was awkwardly asked again if she'd ever want to have children. Though you may think she'd be put off by this, she wasn't. Like anyone who's had to navigate the oddly intrusive world that is Hollywood, she already had a perfect explanation prepared.

According to the site, she told Matt Lauer,

I love kids. But that's such a big commitment. And it seems long-term. It seems like a commitment that you have to stick with. And I just don't know if I can — it's too risky. Like, what if I don't like the kid? What if it turns out that it's not as cute as I wanted or as talented? I'm gonna compare it to all these kids that I have on this show that are so smart and so funny. And I'm like, "You are nowhere near these kids I had on today. Sit down and look at this kid I just had on! Do you know all those presidents?"

If you’ve ever seen a kid guest on her show, you’d understand her sentiments. They’re all so cute, unknowingly witty, intelligent, and endearing, it sort of is a legitimate fear that her own potential kid may not measure up. So, in honor of all of DeGeneres's best young guests and honorary talk show children, let's take a look at some of the most incredible ones.

Apparently, This Kid Is My Favorite Person On Planet Earth

He's like an improv genius and he doesn't even know it yet.

This 12-Year-Old Kid Who Has An IQ Of 153 Or 156 & Schools Us All

I'm gunna go ahead and just give him my college degree. He's more deserving.

This Little Girl Who Knows More About Presidential History Than You

Singing off-key has never been so informative or impressive.

Lest We Forget Sophia Grace & Rosie

Stage presence for days, these two.

Lil' P-Nut, Cutest Rapper In Existence

Is it even possible to be this polite, charming, and talented at the age of 7?!

World's Most Adorable Toy Critic

Keeping us all in check.

This Modest & Sweet Guitar Prodigy

Remember when you could barely play "Hot Cross Buns" on your plastic recorder?

The Kid Who Is A Better Bruno Mars Than Bruno Mars

How can you sing with so much soul at 4 years old?!