Entertainment
Miley Cyrus to Perform at the MTV EMAs: 5 Inanimate Objects That Should Beware
It's official: Miley Cyrus has moved from making a(n exceptionally long-lasting) splash at the American MTV VMAs to potentially making a similar splash during Cyrus' upcoming performance at the 2013 MTV Europe Music Awards, or the EMAs.
It is yet to be seen how thoroughly she will twerk — all signs point to quite thoroughly — so in remembrance of that foam finger she put to such vigorous use last time, we put together a list of potential objects we'd like to warn ahead of time. Sorry, little guys: You might find yourselves a little violated come Nov. 10.
It's official: Miley Cyrus has moved from making a(n exceptionally long-lasting) splash at the American MTV VMAs to potentially making a similar splash during Cyrus' upcoming performance at the 2013 MTV Europe Music Awards, or the EMAs.
It is yet to be seen how thoroughly she will twerk — all signs point to quite thoroughly — so in remembrance of that foam finger she put to such vigorous use last time, we put together a list of potential objects we'd like to warn ahead of time. Sorry, little guys: You might find yourselves a little violated come Nov. 10.
Trucker Hats
It's been a while since Ashton Kutcher brought them into style way back in the early 2000s — we could see Miley trying to bring 'em back. Trashy-"chic" does tend to be her aesthetic, after all.
Lava Lamps
As a tacky old-school thing, it will never be safe, but, when it comes to performing, Miley doesn't do safe.
Weed and/or Other Drugs/Drug Paraphenelia
This is Amsterdam we're talking about: They're a little lax with certain laws that might impede an American broadcast. We wouldn't be at all surprised if Cyrus took advantage and just toked up right onstage.
Her Own Breasts
We've seen 'em already, chances are we'll see 'em again at some point.
Some Straight-Up Sex Toys
We wouldn't be surprised if Cyrus just started waving around actual dildos in her quest to hammer into our heads that she a bonafide Sexual Young Woman now. Either way, Spencer's is about to make some big sales.
