Every Outfit Rachel Ever Wore On 'Friends', Ranked From Best To Worst: Season 5

Nope, it’s not better with a jacket over it.

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I want to take a pair of scissors to those sleeves. As in an extra pair of scissors because I think one has already been taken to them.

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What is that belt? Rachel looks like she just finished up her shift at Coyote Ugly.

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This is by far Rachel’s ugliest “bumming around” outfit.

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I bet those cargo pants have at least sixteen pockets and one section that zips off entirely.

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What back of a truck did this tacky thing fall off?

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I’m throwing up in my mouth over this jacket.

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Pointy boots, bootleg polyester pants and a ballet wrap top. I’m so glad this moment in time is past us.

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This is the season of terrible footwear. Those loafers look prescription level corrective.

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Put the Matrix coats in a pile and UNPLUG THEM.

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I swear I had a shirt like this when I was thirteen BECAUSE OF THIS EXACT SHIRT. You’re a role model, Rachel, act like one.

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She looks like the villain in an ’80s John Hughes Christmas movie.

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The Matrix Reloaded: Not Very Good Edition.

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The mustache saves it.

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So it turns out Rachel has not one, but two sack jackets.

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There’s that sack jacket again. This time paired with an ugly olive green suit.

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Nice tie dye Rach. NOT.

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The One With The Biggest Belt Buckle In The World.

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Everything here is vomit. Especially the shoes.

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I had a pair of weird eggplant colored sort of metallic pants like this too, and I’m really glad I no longer have them.

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Again, ’80s Rachel = GREAT, but the quilted patches are vomit worthy.

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I normally LOVE ’80s Rachel, but the shoulders on this sweater are too much!

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I think she was just bumming around in the morning, but still, we’ve seen better.

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THIS COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH. The skirt is divine but the outfit loses at least eleventy billion points for that short sleeve shirt with flowers drawn on it.

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At this point, I feel like Rachel deserved to get punched by that tiny woman.

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This looks like something my mom wore in the ’80s, not something Rachel should be wearing on Friends.

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This power suit looks kind of cheap and ill fitting.

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Boring blegh all mashed together.

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More boring blegh.

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Rachel’s meant to be the fashionable one but this is a bit blegh.

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I really just can’t with those boots.

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I feel like this is something Claire would wear on Modern Family.

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This is sort of like a giant garbage bag.

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RACHEL. I mean. Come on. What happened to all the cute dresses?

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The paper is blocking it, but I’m sure it’s yet another yawn.

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Too many V-NECKS!

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Rachel’s casual looks sure are casual this season.

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Again, plane chic. She looks better than I’d ever look while travelling.

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It’s, you know, what is it.

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This is a better plane outfit than she went to London in, but it’s still boring.

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There’s a lot of monochrome this season. Yawn.

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If “inoffensive” is the best someone can think to say about your outfit, you might want to change it up.

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“Mrs. Gellar, why are you crying?”

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Cute, but done.

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It’s a cat burglar look that would would benefit from better fitting pants, but it still works.

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I don’t know why, but I don’t hate this monstrosity of a jacket.

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Great ’90s floral embroidered pencil skirt, Rach.

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A pretty nice casual look, no complaints.

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This is Matrix meets Upper East Side and I kind of think it’s not that bad.

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It’s not the most exciting outfit, but as we’ve discussed, Rachel does tights and a mini well.

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Rachel is the only person I’ve ever seen wearing this neckline that makes it look flattering.

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This robe looks comfy and cute but more to the point that’s the best lazy girl hair I’ve ever seen.

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“What should I wear, the little grey dress, the little grey dress, OR the little grey dress?”

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RACHEL, THOSE HIGH WAISTED PANTS! So ahead of her time.

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That’s a hard neckline to pull off, but Rachel wears it well. Obviously.

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More burgundy on burgundy, and an exceptional Matrix coat.

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I have to say, Rachel’s collection of perfect, fitted grey dresses this season is astounding.

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I love the burgundy on burgundy on burgundy. Very now. Much fashion.

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Diana Ross called. She told me Rachel is the Queen.

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Oh Rachel, if only we could all pull off a fitted midi dress the way you do.

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Another winning professional look.

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Awesome professional look, sharp white shirt and fur collared coat.

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I LOVE THIS T-SHIRT DRESS. WANT. (Note to Zara: please reproduce exactly for summer line).

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Sometimes, simple is best, and this baseball t-shirt and jeans is a great look.

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This isn’t just my favorite look of the season, it’s one of my favorite Rachel looks EVER. Man, if I could have gone on every single date looking like this I’m sure I wouldn’t have been single for four years.

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