Arnold Schwarzenegger Recorded Himself Reciting Some Of His Most Famous Film Quotes & It's Amazing

The former governor of California may have just raised the bar for "creative ways to promote your upcoming movie": In a thread posted to the gathering place on the Internet, Reddit, Arnold Schwarzenegger asked users to post their favorite quotes from his films in an effort to promote his upcoming film with Sylvester Stallone, Escape Plan — then he proceeded to film himself reciting them all on the set of... whatever action film he's working on now. One of them.

From his Reddit post:

Whenever I go to an event, someone asks me to yell out one of my lines. Even when I walk into Starbucks, people scream at me to "Get to the choppa."
So to celebrate Escape Plan hitting theaters today, since I've already done an AMA and a Fitness AMA and I pop in on /r/fitness when I can, I thought it would be fun to offer myself to yell out all of your favorite lines.
I'm on set, so I will check in and upload the videos as responses throughout the day. I can't wait to scream one of my wilder lines and scare the crew.

And so he proceeded to film himself yelling random lines like "GET TO THE CHOPPA" and "IT'S NOT A TUMAHHH" and trust me, it's all as amazing as it sounds.

"GET TO THE CHOPPA!":

Arnold Schwarzenegger on YouTube

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger on YouTube

"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger on YouTube

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger on YouTube

Does this make me want to see Escape Plan? Not really. But it does make me want Arnold Schwarzenegger to record my voicemail message. You can check out the rest of the videos here.