It's official: Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea's new single, "Pretty Girls," is going to be a massive hit. How can I be so sure when the song doesn't even premiere until May 5? Well, on Thursday, Spears gave us our first look at the "Pretty Girls" lyrics on Instagram, and they're practically perfect in every way. Never in my life have I read such beautiful, moving poetry! (I'm kidding, of course... but only kind of.) Are you ready? Feast your eyes on this:
Girls roll up, windows roll down, eyes on us, jaws on the ground...
Uh, something tells me I'm going to be quoting "Pretty Girls" A LOT this summer (which should surprise absolutely no one). Believe me, I won't be alone — these lyrics are sassy, simple, and most importantly, easy to remember! People are going to be quoting this song non-stop in less than a month. If the rest of the "Pretty Girls" lyrics are this good, Spears and Azalea have a real winner on their hands.
In her new Instagram photo, the Princess of Pop is looking totally and completely fabulous sitting behind the wheel of a bright yellow Jeep on the set of the "Pretty Girls" music video. Check it out:
Spears wasn't the only one to tease fans on Thursday — Azalea got in on the fun, too:
Wow. Great work, you two! Oh, I almost forgot about the best thing that happened on Thursday:
And there you have it: your very first listen to "Pretty Girls"! What're they singing? "All the boys and all the drinks"? I don't know. It's hard to tell. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have to go listen to this 4-second snippet over and over again for the rest of the evening.
(I know you think I'm joking, but I'm not.)