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11 Things 'Mad Men' Needs To Give Us Before The Series Ends For Good
Even the most television-savvy viewers would have a tough time making accurate predictions about what Mad Men has in store for its final string of episodes. Matthew Weiner's AMC series is not your typical cable drama. It surely won't wrap up everything neatly for its slate of central characters, opting instead for dangling ambiguities and morbidity ad infinitum.
But even if we have no idea what Mad Men is setting up to give us in these last five episodes, we can cast our ballots for what we want to see (and, yes, make some educated guesses about how likely these wishes are to come true). Here are some of our biggest hopes for the series' final season.
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Don and Sally
Likelihood: Don’s oldest was conspicuously absent from this week’s family milkshake party, begging the expectation that she will win some solo time with her damaged dad later in the season. As a teenaged Sally has proven to be a beacon for some of Don’s more cathartic material, the show couldn’t get away with avoiding one last powerful moment between the two.
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Sal
Likelihood: If there is one thing Matt Weiner is not, it’s a sentimentalist. We shouldn’t expect to see too many heartfelt encores from characters long absent before Mad Men closes its curtains. That said, we did endure a pretty unflattering reunion with Kinsey not too long ago. I wouldn’t want to see the sympathetic Sal in quite such a pathetic light, but I can’t help but wonder where the years carried him.
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A Sterling Family Resolution
Likelihood: We’re not talking a hugs-and-kisses evisceration of all the family’s problems. The issues living among Roger, his wife Mona, and their daughter Margaret are too thick and longstanding to wipe away. Even some minor, bittersweet acknowledgement of the begrudgingly inescapable love shared by all parties in question seems like a little much to hope for. The Sterlings aren’t primed for a happy ending (if they get one at all).
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Lou Avery's Comeuppance
Likelihood: Lou might not be at the top of Weiner’s priority list in terms of material to tackle this season. Still, a wicked decimation of his life and career would be the only acceptably satisfying way to close out that jerk’s story.
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Ginsberg
Likelihood: Ginsberg got his ending last year. It was the perfect ending for one of Mad Men’s closest-to-perfect characters. In fact, a revisit to the Ginsberg character might only undercut the prophetic power of his mental breakdown and chaotic removal from the Sterling Cooper & Partners office. But hey, he’s such a treat that I wouldn’t exactly deny excitement over the idea of seeing him again. (But don’t worry, purists, it won’t happen.)
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An End to This Peggy/Stan Sexual Tension Already
Likelihood: They just keep on paving the groundwork for a Peggy/Stan romantic outburst. Either they’re building up to a big satisfaction or an even bigger denial of their long-bridled sexual tension. But something’s gotta give.
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One Last Anna Draper Flashback
Likelihood: Again, Weiner is not a sentimentalist, and this seems like a hope steeped purely in sentiment. But we all want some semblance of closure for Don Draper, and you can’t reach closure without taking one last look at the anchors that have been keeping you affixed to rock bottom.
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Glen
Likelihood: I can’t imagine, with such limited time left, that Glen Bishop would warrant one last appearance. But man do I love that creepy little guy.
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Another Great One-Liner for the Road
Likelihood: With the writers no doubt working overtime on this last batch of scripts, we’re bound to get something of quotable glory. Something sentimental like “She’s an astronaut?” Something absurd like “Pizza house?” Or perhaps even a challenge to the all-time greatest: “Not great, Bob!”
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Don and Peggy, Peggy and Don
Likelihood: The most important relationship in the series, which has won special manifestation in hospital visits, bottle episodes, hand kisses, fast food dinners, and dances to Sinatra, the always special and vividly unbalanced Don and Peggy thing will indeed get some time in the spotlight before we say goodbye to these characters. Just about nothing could usurp the importance of these two sharing a bittersweet scene together this season (although we’ll probably have to wait until the homestretch for this one).
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