9 Clever Halloween Costume Ideas: Puns, Lou Reed & More

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It's nearly Halloween, and you know what that means: Time to put on your dancin’ shoes, push up your breasts, tuck in your pichula, and leave your inhibitions in the closet. This is the one holiday where you don’t have to worry about pissing off your in-laws, seeing your parents, or making small talk with co-workers in reindeer outfits.

For those of you who haven’t thought past that “sexy queen,” “sexy air force pilot” or that goddamned Jack Sparrow outfit, we’re here to help. Here's a short list of offbeat and cheeky costumes for wordplay fans and those who have a propensity for puns.

*Plus you can make most of these costumes in under 20 minutes*

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