Sia's "Fire Meet Gasoline" Music Video Will Leave You With A Few Important Questions — VIDEO
Prepare to be shocked: On Thursday, Sia's "Fire Meet Gasoline" music video premiered online and Dance Moms star Maddie Ziegler is nowhere to be found. Gasp! What is this world coming to?? Instead, the dramatic clip features model/reality TV show host Heidi Klum and actor Pedro Pascal of Game of Thrones fame. Oooh, la la. At first, the visual seems like a fairly straight-forward "Look at them! They're so pretty and in love!" affair, but during the final minute or so, the plot takes an unexpectedly dark, and frankly, confusing turn that I just can't seem to wrap my head around. I think director Francesco Carrozzini may have been going for a M. Night Shyamalan–style twist, but unfortunately, he doesn't quite pull it off.
There are two separate time lines in the "Fire Meet Gasoline" video. In the first one, Klum sets an old farmhouse on fire. You know, like you do. In the second one, she gets all lovey-dovey with Pascal, rolling around in a grassy meadow and... rolling around in a bed of white sheets. Basically, there’s lots of rolling around. It’s pretty sexy — but the ending is pretty baffling. Check out the video below and see what you make of it.
Here are just some of the burning questions Sia's "Fire Meet Gasoline" music video left me with. I can't be the only person who has essentially no clue what's going on here... right?
Is Klum A Diamond Thief?
...A Diamond Thief Who Wears Lingerie?
An interesting choice, to be sure.
Aren't They Worried About Grass Stains?
I would be.
What On Earth Is Klum Doing Behind Those Sheer Drapes?
Something tells me she's the worst at playing hide and seek.
What On Earth Are They Both Doing Behind Those Sheer Drapes?
Perhaps drapes are much sexier than I've been giving them credit for...
What Is Pascal Talking About After He Hands Klum The Mysterious Package?
Whatever he's babbling about, Klum looks concerned.
Where Did That Cheap Blonde Wig Come From?
Inquiring minds want to know!
WHY THE #$%@ DID HE GIVE HER A BLOODY ROCK?
This is without a doubt the video's biggest "WTF" moment.
How Did Pascal Go From Gorgeous Hunk To Murderous Hunk In Less Than 2 Seconds?
He's just sitting in that chair, thinking about murder. Casual.
Is Klum Sia?
Ohhh, it all makes sense now. Wait...
What Does This Mystical Wolf-Dog Have To Do With Anything?
I don't know, but he or she sure is adorable!
So... That's The End?
Yup. It's all over.
Are both Klum and Pascal thieves? Did they break into that house and take all of its precious jewels? Did Pascal kill the homeowners with that rock? Are these two supposed to be a modern day Bonnie and Clyde??
Honestly, your guess is as good as mine.
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