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Finally a Real Reason to Not Like Anne?

by Lindsay Mannering

For years you've felt really bad about hating her and her stupid haircut but today, your self-loathing for loathing might finally, finally come to an end. In Touch is claiming that Anne Hathaway is a diva. A diva of magnificent proportions. The tabloid alleges that a rep for a cancer benefit that Hathaway was going to attend sent a strongly-worded email to those working the event that warned that should anyone approach the Les Mis star and ask for a picture, or god-forbid an autograph, so help them god...

But it gets worse. According to Naughty but Nice Rob, Hathaway was a "so rude and acted like a bitch" while at the benefit and was seen "rolling her eyes all night." Anne! Jesus christ!

Here's what she allegedly demanded:

PLEASE PLEASE Do not take photos of ask for an autograph from Anne Hathaway. Her team is starting to getting really concerned today. Please make sure none of you or your guests approach her. I know in the past our hosts have mingled in the party, but each person is different and we are trying to respect her space. No bloggers!!!!! please!!!! Cannot talk to her, nothing please. (forward team please help me!) Most of our celebs are happy to talk and share why cancer research is important to them so there will be other opportunities at the event. I will truly need all of your help!!! If you are sitting next to her in the front row, please make sure that no one goes into to lounge
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If you've felt bad that you didn't like Anne Hathaway for her smoothie purchasing habits, or her Golden Globe acceptance speech, or her big smile that rubs your cynical heart the wrong way, then perhaps this cruel behavior at a cancer benefit, no less, will finally help you feel justified in your distaste for the Hath.

Or, on the other hand, it might actually make you finally like her. She's showing some real balls here and I got to say, I'm into it. She's a goddamn Academy Award winner and she sang her fucking heart out, snot and all, and shit, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH YOU, okay? Anne's a new bossbitch, not bitchboss, and I think we can all get on board with her new persona.

Wait. Shit. Not so fast. A rep from the benefit denies the claims that Hathaway was a diva and says the reports are "100 percent false." She went on to crush our dreams of a new Anne by saying that "Anne could not have been nicer and was absolutely lovely throughout the evening. She gave one of the most heartfelt speeches in the history of The Pink Party."

Of course she did. Damn it, Hathaway! So close.