If Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk Aren't Actually A Thing, They Definitely Should Be

Two weeks ago some rumors started swirling of Bradley Cooper moving on from his model girlfriend Suki Waterhouse and into the arms of — surprise! — another model. Could it be that Cooper's friend Leonardo DiCaprio and his model loving ways are rubbing off on him? If so, can't say I blame him, because if I could try to date Tobias Sorensen I most certainly would. Sources tell Page Six that Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk were spotted making out in a "dark corner till 3 or 4 in the morning." post-Met Gala on Monday night. First off, I really want to commend this source for such vivid description of this tryst. It really sets this mood right.

What dark corner were they canoodling in? None other than that of the Up & Down nightclub in NYC, where Rihanna was casually hosting her Met Gala after-party. Sources claim that the two were hanging out in a group with DiCaprio, Kerry Washington, and the Winklevoss Twins (lol). What could have been going on in this conversation is beyond me, but clearly for Cooper and Shayk not much conversing was happening, as they apparently "slipped" into the karaoke room for a bigger make-out session. If this is all true, these two are off to a good start if you ask me — nothing like acting like two middle schoolers in the beginning of a courtship. It's obvious Cooper has a little thing for models at this point, but there are some real reasons this pairing could be really cute and work out.

They both have mega famous exes

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Shayk recently broke up with Cristiano Ronaldo, one of the most well-known soccer players in the entire world, and Cooper has been linked to his share of famous Hollywood actresses, so they know how to deal with that spotlight.

Shayk wants an honest man

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After her breakup, Shayk told the press what she looks for in a man, saying, "I love honest men and I love a man who is loyal to women." Was that a burn? Cooper has been open in calling himself a "romantic" and told Us Weekly, "In a relationship you want to treat people the way you want to be treated."

They are both really hot

I know, I know. I just had to add it.

They're both animal lovers

They can totally bond over their love of rescue animals. Shayk has worked with the ASPCA and adopted a Labrador Retriever named Cesare. Cooper is a dad to two rescue dogs, Samson and Charlotte.

He can cook for his new lady

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In this video, it doesn't look like Shayk likes to be in the kitchen much, but she will live all of our fantasies as Cooper is a self-proclaimed master of cooking. Sometimes life isn't fair.

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