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17 Old Pictures Of Kourtney Kardashian That Look Nothing Like Kourtney Kardashian

The Kardashian kids have all gone through serious metamorphoses since the beginning of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kim Kardashian underwent a high fashion makeover, ditching her spray tans and belly chains for Balmain. Kylie and Kendall Jenner have grown from kids into legitimate people. And, like the rest of her sisters, there are a bunch of pictures of Kourtney Kardashian looking nothing like herself floating out there on the Internet. Plenty of those pictures come along with the delightfully bad fake bakes and questionable styling choices of early Kardashian fame.

With that, here at 17 vintage pictures of Kourtney Kardashian looking nothing like modern day Kourtney Kardashian. Never forget.

by Arielle Dachille

That Time She Had Beachy Waves

Ahh, the overly-gelled curls of 2006.

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Beachy Waves Part Deux

The vintage girl gang is a ride-or-die girl gang.

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That Time She Dressed Up & Down At The Same Time

Dressy tee + formal skirt = late aughts sophisticate.

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That Time She Had A "Lob"

We’re used to seeing Kourt with long, flowing locks, but this look really suits her. Bring it back!

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Every Time She Sorta Went Overboard On The Spray Tan

Hitting the carrot juice too hard?

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And A Close Up

Orange you glad she came to your party?

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And Again

Maybe it’s the lighting…

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Naranja Part 4

It HAS to be the lighting.

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That Time She Went For Brozner Instead

Bronzer definitely works better.

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When She Just Inexplicably Didn't Look Like Herself

I attribute it to being a baby and the photo coming from a weird angle.

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When She Looked Like Every Other Member Of Her Family But Herself

For instance, when she looked like Khloe.

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Or Like Kim

From the stance to the hair length to the tan, she’s basically Kim here.

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Or Like Kim Again

The resemblance is eerie.

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That Time She Looked Like A Long-Haired Kris

The apple never falls far from the tree.

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Or Like A Short-Haired Kris

DUDE.

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And Again

Did she pull a Katy Perry and ask for a “my mom” at the salon?

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That Time She Wore Less Makeup, But Her Expression Remainded The Same

Even if she looks a bit different, I’d recognize that glorious judgmental face anywhere. Respect.

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