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The Evolution Of Jamie Dornan's Beard, From Sparse Stubble To Glorious Mountain Man Status

Jamie Dornan's beard has been pretty epic lately, but that hasn't alway been the case for the man who became Christian Grey on the big screen version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Jamie Dornan's beard has sparked heated debates and it has inarguably evolved, from a few chin pubes that aspired to be a beard to a cleaner and more manscaped look to full-on mountain man ruggedness.

Still, even though his beard has varying degrees of hairiness, those brooding eyes get me every. Single. Time. Won't you join me in charting the evolution of J. Dornan's beard in 14 photos across nine years?

Baby Face

I need a magnifying glass to detect any legit facial hair on Dornan here. Back in 2006, it was peach fuzz and nothing more.

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Coming In Nice

In early 2009, Dornan’s ‘stache is more prominent, as are the chin straps. Those eyes, though.

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Sparse Stubble

This Dornan beard from late 2009 is quite a hybrid that’s hard to describe. It’s not quite a beard, but it’s more than five o’clock shadow. I dig it, I think.

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Still Growin'

Fast-forward to May 2014 and Dornan’s beard is only slightly more filled out. It even extends downward, towards his neck.

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Real (Bearded) Men Play Golf

In October 2014, Dornan shows us his stroke and the thickest, darkest beard so far.

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Mr. Grey Will See You Now

Whoa! In early 2015, the balance of hair and beard is pretty sexy and almost mountain man-ish in its ruggedness. Almost.

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Furry Face

Still in early January 2015, Dornan’s beard is more unkempt and much messier — and it is way, way sexier.

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Still Winter, Still Messy

Dornan made the promo rounds at awards shows, pre-Fifty Shades’ theatrical bow, in Winter 2015, and his beard became less and less meticulous. Again, it made him hotter and hotter.

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Mountain Man, Part 1

By February, Dornan’s beard was evolving into full-on mountain man. I bet it was itchier and scratchier than Dakota Johnson’s sweater, but I appreciate the sacrifice.

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Mountain Man, Part 2

The same beard, but with an ~artsy~ black and white finish. Swoon.

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Peak Beard Goodness

In February 2015, we hit the best Dornan beard yet.

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Scaled Down

By late March 2015, Dornan had scaled down and thinned out the beard. He looks like Ryan Seacrest with a beard here.

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Surprise 'Stache

Oh my. Dornan posted this photo in May 2015 on his anemic Instagram feed. Um… is he up for a role in a John Holmes biopic?

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The 'Stache Thing Is Serious

Another mid-May shot of that ‘stache. Jamie, we implore you: BRING BACK THE BEARD.

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