This Choreography To Rihanna's "B*tch Better Have My Money" Is So Insane My Eyes Can't Keep Up — VIDEO
My mum always made me study and do homework. Which is great, except that I'm not an incredible dancer, and being smart is one thing but being able to do sick dance moves is another thing entirely. Yes, I wish I grew up with a crazy ass dance mom forcing me to rehearse twenty thousand hours a day. Because then maybe I'd be one of these insane dancers doing Tricia Miranda's amazing choreography to Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money". Dancing in groups, men, women and children all nail the incredible dancing which at times is so sharp, it kind of looks like stop motion.
This is the dream. Having a body that moves with this kind of precision and limber dexterity. The rest of us can try, but when it comes to krumping the best I'm going to do is Hayden Panettiere in Bring It On: All Or Nothing, which is to say, not very good. Honestly the only solace us mere mortals who have bad to average dancing skills is that Taylor Swift can't dance. Because any club that Tay is part of is one we're happy to join, even if it does mean that we look like baby Whomping Willows when we bust moves.
Awkward. Watch the incredible dancers below, and shake your fist at your mother for not running your early life as an intense dance training boot camp:
Let's add insult to injury, with some more incredible choreography that you will never, ever be able to do:
1. "Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj (also by Tricia Miranda)
2. Beyoncé medley (by Yanis Marshall)
3. "Upgrade U" - Beyoncé (by WilldaBeast Adams)
4. "Bring It Back" - Travis Porter (by Fraules)
5. "Worst Behavior" - Drake (by WilldaBeast)
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