You Can Send Your Enemies A Potato, Because Nothing Says "I Hate You" Like Free Food — PHOTOS

Potatoes are seen after being dumped by farmers from the French farmers unions FNSEA (Federation Nationale des Syndicats d'Exploitants Agricoles) and JA (Jeunes Agriculteurs, or Young Farmers union) during a protest on Place de La Republique in downtown Paris on November 5, 2014. AFP PHOTO / THOMAS SAMSON (Photo credit should read THOMAS SAMSON/AFP/Getty Images)
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Are you the kind of person just waiting around for an opportunity to send your enemies something? Well, PotatoParcel.com had you covered, as they will send your enemies a potato, complete with message of your choice scrawled on it, wherever you want! Given that potatoes are readily available (and much cheaper, as one of these will run you up to $9.99) at the supermarket, and the message is just scrawled on with Sharpie, it's probably something you could just do yourself if you were that way inclined, but I guess the site is a bit of a novelty. You obviously don't have to send a potato to your enemy, you could send it to a friend, but I feel like that would be weird. To my recollection, there are way more ways to say "I love you" than with a potato.

Cosmopolitan's Tess Koman tried ordering the potato with a message for herself, as assessed it thusly:

"... When I ordered my potato, I thought it would be funny to have it say "YOU KNOW WHY." A month later, I am unsure of what I was thinking. Regardless, the potato came all beaten up in a tiny envelope from Dallas, Texas. It was all so ... beige. It made me sad. 

Hours later, I am still sad. Why would I send myself a sad potato? Why did it take so long to get here? Why is the potato soft? Potatoes have to go through a lot to get soft. How old is the person at PotatoParcel.com who did this to the Internet, to me? 

I take away from it this: Revenge is indeed a dish best served cold. And half-rotten. You know why."

Here's Tess's potato:

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And here are a selection of other potatoes purchased from the site and sent off to their respective destinations:

1. This simple potato message

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2. This amazing pun-tato

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3. This fortune cookie style potato

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4. This funny joke potato

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5. This nice but then rude potato message

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The potatoes have spoken. 

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