Amazing Reddit Thread About Groupies Gives Us Important Lessons About Love

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Recently a thread on Reddit was getting some major traffic — the subject? Groupies and friends of groupies dished on their experiences with musicians from the likes of Darius Rucker to DMX to John Mayer (Raise of hands who is shocked by that one. Anyone?). There were some surprising, a-hem, personal details shared about rock stars and rappers, as well as a few eye-brow-raising factoids, including the question as to why we're still calling people "groupies." Amidst the penis-gossip and lusty details, there were a few tried and true lessons about sex, dating, and love.

Before we get to the list, let's remember this important message from one Penny Lane in Almost Famous, "We are not Groupies. Groupies sleep with rockstars because they want to be near someone famous. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids." So whether it's a message from a Groupie, a Band Aid, or a Person Who Happened to Have Sex With a Musician, here's what we've learned from the thread (other than the fact most of these guys sound pretty awful regardless of prowess).

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