25 July 4th Tees & Tanks To Show Off Your American Pride In Star Spangled Style

It's almost time for the celebration of America's independence, which can only means you only need one thing: a solid understanding of where to purchase the best 4th of July tees and tanks for our star spangled soiree. Sure, at this stage in the game, there are other very important questions that need to be answered as well — like how many hot dogs is it physically possible to consume in one day and what is the best marshmallow to chocolate ratio for the perfect s'more — but, any good celebration begins and ends with a flawlessly themed outfit. Humorous verbiage and on point color schemes are what holiday dreams are made of.

Being from the Midwest, where summers are pretty much like a scene out of The Sandlot,the 4th of July is one of my favorite holidays. With large spreads of food exclusively from the grill, bonfires for marshmallow toasting, backyards filled with sparklers and nighttime skies filled with the best fireworks of the year, Independence Day is a quintessential American holiday, loved by those of us who live for those movie-style summer nights. Yet one of the best parts of America’s birthday is still, hands down, the endless opportunities to up your red, white and blue game and sport a totally themed, star-spangled ensemble. Whether you are partial to a band tee, love a little political humor or simply strive to rock our country’s colors in a unique way, I have rounded up the 25 best tees and tanks for this year’s July Fourth celebration. Get ready to suit up in your fourth fashions and claim your seat by the camp fire!

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Rock-Stars & Stripes

Even rebellious British rock bands love America.

The Rolling Stones Flag Tongue Tee, $40, luckybrand.com

Rock-Stars & Stripes

To this day, I am pretty sure no one knows what this song actually means, but it is quintessential American folk rock and often loudly sung along to at 4th of July celebrations. Also, it can be funny if you plan on eating all the pie at your party.

Whiskey and Rhyme Top, $40, modcloth.com

Rock-Stars & Stripes

A little Led Zeppelin x USA love plus a lot of fringe means you’re ready for a ’70s style holiday.

Led Zep Fringe Tee, $24, topshop.com

American Animals

For all those cat-obsessed, America lovers out there. I’m looking at you Taylor Swift.

USA Kitten Crop Top, $23, celebritycotton.com

American Animals

Because dog lovers celebrate America too.

Party Pup Crewneck Tee, $62, wildfox.com

Humorous Patriot

FREEDOM: The original party for a cause.

Ain’t No Party Like The Boston Tea Party, $23, skreened.com

Humorous Patriot

It’s all about establishing freedom from cardio at all costs, people.

I Don’t Do Cardio Because These Colors Don’t Run, $20, lookhuman.com

Humorous Patriot

Let’s just call a spade a spade, right? Everyone is entitled to their Fourth of July goals.

Star Spangled Hammered Tank, $28, thuglifeshirts.com

Humorous Patriot

You know our girl Eleanor is always down for some Fourth of July feminism.

Eleanore Swolesevelt Tank, $25, mericamade.com

Humorous Patriot

Bonus points if you can get someone to walk around with you all day and be the George Washinguns to your Eleanor Swolesevelt. Holiday matching at it’s finest.

George Washinguns Tank, $25, mericamade.com

Humorous Patriot

It’s always in style to give credit where credit is due. Thanks for giving us a reason to celebrate George.

Ain’t No Party Like A George Washington Party Tank, $27, skreened.com

Humorous Patriot

After all, the USA was George Washington’s bae long before Pharrell was dropping beats.

Americana Boyfriend Tank, $27, victoriassecret.com

Humorous Patriot

Um, you also got to eat a lot of hot dogs and that tee is the opposite of lousy because it lets everyone know you’re down for celebratory eating.

Hot Dog Contest Survivor Crewneck Tee, $62, wildfox.com

Fourth of July Fun

The ultimate, wearable Fourth of July bucket list so no one forgets the #independencedaygoals.

4th List Building Tank, $64, wildfox.com

Fourth of July Fun

Shine bright like a firework with red, white and blue sequins, because America’s favorite color is secretly sparkle too.

Americana Boyfriend Tanks, $35, victoriassecret.com

Red, White and Bows

Who needs flags when you have red, white and blue bows?

America Tank Top, $25, etsy.com

Red, White and Bows

Starred and striped bows- the girly girls flag.

USA Flag Tank Top, $19, etsy.com

Red, White and Bows

Nothing says country pride like a perfectly placed pocket and a B.A. bow.

American Flag Pocket and Bow Tank, $27, etsy.com

Red, White and Bows

All over stars with a back bow and pop of red make for a sweet nod to the American flag.

Bow Tank Top, $27, etsy.com

Star Spangled Pride

Wear your (flag) heart on your sleeve.

My Comfy ‘tis of Thee Top, $25, modcloth.com

Star Spangled Pride

Made in America and proud of it.

Women’s American Made Racerback, $25, homage.com

Star Spangled Pride

For the simple traditionalist among us. I hear a Mighty Ducks style chant coming…

Women’s USA V-Neck, $24, homage.com

Star Spangled Pride

By the dawn’s early light. Sing it girl.

Women’s Lightweight Americana Tees, $22, oldnavy.com

Star Spangled Pride

USA love goes beyond red, white and blue with this brightly colored muscle tank.

Women’s Flag Open Muscle Tee, $35, converse.com

Star Spangled Pride

Because you really love the states. And an open back to fend off the inevitable Fourth of July heat wave.

We Love USA Open Back Tank, $40, roxy.com