Ten Twitter Accounts You Need to Follow NOW

... if you want your life to be approximately 100% funnier, that is.

@BrideOnAcid: Someone dosed the wedding cake...

@GooglePoetics: Spinning your searches into poetic gold.

@KimKierkegaard: Just some musings from a reality TV star/19th-century Danish philosopher! (Also shout-outs here to @JustinBuber and @FeministTSwift.)

@YourAwayMessage: Because we were all that girl once...

@Swag6thGrader: And because we all knew this guy...

@meganamram: Your New Favorite Absurdist Female Comedian #1.

@BoobsRadley: And Your New Favorite Absurdist Female Comedian #2 (but only because I discovered her later!)

@AmandaBynes: Is it performance art? Is it life? Sure, you and everyone you know are probably already following her, but HOW COULD WE NOT?

And last but definitely not least, @Bustle: You know you want to...