Fashion
Your Fashion Horoscope: Cashmere Blankets, Ke$ha's Hair Chalk, and Black Friday Sales
Forget about your love life and your bank account — what are you going to wear next week? Thank goodness I'm here, with the power vested in me by 20 minutes of internet research, to point you on the right sartorial path. After all, a Scorpio may be craving a wine-stained lip next Monday, but a Gemini shouldn't be caught dead in one. These are important differences, people. Respect thy sign.
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Taurus
You're a sensual creature who likes her earthy comforts. If you decide to shop next week, remember that style doesn't just mean clothing — a cashmere blanket or a new bedroom rug will provide you with even more consistent warmth this winter.
Zodiac style icon: Although Megan Fox's style has gone from overtly sexual to classically pretty, you can tell she knows the value of shiny hair and a well-crafted dress.
Gemini
Indulge your rabid desire to stay ahead of the crowd and abandon traditional holiday-season trends like wine-stained lips and sparkly cocktail dresses. Reach instead for stark winter whites and sequined trousers (to be worn with spiky black stilettos, always).
Zodiac style icons: What better duo to inspire your trendsetting than the most stylish twins ever born under the sign of the Twins, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?
Cancer
You're moodier and more mysterious than ever this week as family obligations start piling up. You'll gravitate toward cool colors, ruled as ever by the moon. Wear silvery shadow in the corners of your eyes, and pile on the shimmery silk scarves.
Zodiac style icon: Like Meryl Streep, you present an inscrutably classy face to the world, and you know the power of flowing silhouettes.
Leo
As old friends come back to town for the holidays, you're more determined than ever to rack in the style compliments. And there's nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't come across as though you're trying. You'll definitely need something slinky and sequined, but neutral-colored. Also, consider dressing up those hands with a mixed metal manicure.
Zodiac style icon: Jennifer Lawrence, as we all know now, isn't afraid to show a lot of leg in front of the cameras.
Virgo
You're expending a lot of energy on being the perfect friend as all your pals are undergoing their annual end-of-year existential crises. Time to sneak away for a facial and a manicure. Maybe hit up some sales while you're at it, but grab a cappuccino and go alone. Remember: deep breaths. Don't trample anyone.
Zodiac style icon: Despite all the demands of One Direction, Niall Horan still has time to dedicate to his well-coiffed hair. There's a lesson there.
Libra
Your vibrations have been especially unsteady this month, but next week, you'll finally feel like your feet are on solid ground. Stay away from heels for a while and luxuriate in your favorite smoking slippers. Don't pressure yourself into dressing like a grown-up 24/7.
Zodiac style icon: Avril Lavigne is almost 30, but that doesn't stop her from wearing those Hot Topic-esque, high-school-punk get-ups.
Scorpio
You've got it made this November. Things are going your way and you're feeling in control. Why bother with passing trends when you know what works for you? A strong Merlot-colored lip, a black turtleneck, and you're ready to run the world.
Zodiac style icon: As Hillary Clinton shows us, powerful almost always goes hand-in-hand with classic.
Sagittarius
Every time the seasons change, you're itching for a makeover. You've probably been tempted to cut your bangs or trim your split ends several times this month. Reinvent yourself temporarily with an extreme side-part, almost-black lipstick, or tight leather pants. You don't want to show up to Thanksgiving dinner regretting a last-minute bang chop.
Zodiac style icon: Everyone was skeptical when Miley Cyrus cut off her hair, but she's proved that even short locks can be styled in a million cool ways.
Capricorn
Hey there, high roller. You've been itching for a status symbol piece lately — a really nice watch or a designer bag that's too cool to have a designer logo. Black Friday sales are your friend. Keep an eye out.
Zodiac style icon: Kate Middleton would never wear anything gaudy, but she oozes money.
Aquarius
You're so manic pixie dreamgirl lately and you're not even going to apologize. Digital screenprinting is your new best friend — pixilated shirts and weird graphic-printed trousers are exactly the type of style you're craving.
Style icon: Elizabeth Olsen is the perfect example of someone who doesn't let quirk overwhelm her look.
Pisces
As the weather grows colder, you retreat deeper into your rich fantasy life. Instead of shopping, spend hours perusing Fashion Week collections online and making inspiration collages from old copies of Vogue. You'll find that you already have everything you need in your closet already.
Style icon: Hair chalk and a thrifted jacket are all it takes to live your double life as Ke$ha.