I like to consider myself passably hip. I mean, I'm a late-20s Internet writer person—surely I picked up plenty of lingo and slang, right? Well...not exactly. I recently had to ask a much younger colleague about "bye Felicia" and only learned the true meaning of "dome" months ago (how I managed to go so long not knowing while still listening to all that rap music is a true mystery). So in a large way, I feel for these moms trying to guess porn definitions. And honestly? I didn't know most of these either. I guess it's time I start working to accept my fate: Premature grandma square. Oh well.
To be fair, attempting to master jargon in either the worlds of Internet or porn (or Internet porn, which might be redundant), is a pretty lofty ambition. The name of the game is innuendo and secret, hidden meanings that often entail scenarios you cannot begin to mentally envision. Admittedly, I have almost zero experience watching porn, so that likely lends to the easy confusion there. But these moms? Surely at least a few of them have their own repertoire to pull from. Surely. Regardless, big ups to them being so brave as to guess on camera about these porno terms.
BBW
Confession: I also had no idea. I heard the term in Drake songs and saw it all over Craigslist but wasn't entirely sure until this morning. Guys, it means "big beautiful women," and now we all know.
DP
OK, I might be a bit dim with porn terms, but even I knew this one. It's "double penetration."
Money shot
And that, folks, is...well, I'll let you Google that one on your own. Or better yet, scope the video in its entirety and enjoy the self-education.
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