60 Weird-Ass Things With Near-Perfect Amazon Reviews — & Wow They're Clever

Whether you experience uncomfortable chafing between your thighs, on your heels, or even around your sports bra, this balm is formulated to help. A quick swipe is enough to help keep your skin chafe-free for hours — and the vegan formula is even infused with vitamins A, B, and E, all of which work together to help nourish skin.

Whether you’re headed to the gym, going out for a walk, or even just trying to run your AC less this summer, this handheld fan is a clever way to help beat the heat. The battery runs for up to 10 hours before it needs to be recharged. Plus, you can even adjust its wind speed all the way from one to 199.

You’ll be glad you bought these soap sheets the next time you’re caught in a bathroom that’s run out of hand soap. They lather up into a rich foam that dissolves quickly, helping clean your hands without leaving them feeling dry. Each order includes three scents: tea tree, sweet orange, and lavender.

If your suitcase tends to blend in with all the other ones on the luggage carousel, consider adding one of these wraps to the handle so that it stands out. They come in 18 fun colors, including fluorescent green, bright orange, yellow, and more. Plus, the soft neoprene material cushions your hand for some added comfort whenever you grab your bag.

Whether you’ve got a long layover or are washing up at the gym, help keep your complexion clean with one of these compressed face towels. They’re made from cotton — so you won’t have to worry about them feeling scratchy against skin — and it only takes a little bit of water in order to have them expand into their full size.

Not only can this moisturizer help hydrate dry skin, but it also contains hydrating niacinamide, and brightening vitamin C, contained in capsules to help keep it fresh. It’s designed to be suitable for all skin types — and one reviewer even wrote that the glow it gives your skin is “unbeatable.”

Don’t let dust find its way into your tumbler straw when you aren’t sipping. Instead, place one of these caps on top. They’re made from tough silicone that’s durable, reusable, as well as dishwasher-safe. Plus, the cowboy hat-shaped design is an undeniably fun touch.

Making a video call or taking selfies with poor lighting does no one any favors. Luckily, this clip light is an easy solution. It mounts onto your laptop, showering you in bright light so that all participants can see you clearly. You can also switch it between three light temperatures depending on which one looks best: bright white, warm yellow, or combination.

Folded bed sheets can take up a ton of closet shelf space, so why not compress them into these organizers instead? A label in the front of each one makes it easy to keep track of which sheets are stored inside which organizer. Plus, a small window lets you see what color the sheets inside are — just in case you forgot to label them.

Whether you’re five or 55, this sensory activity board is a clever way to help ease anxious minds. Each order includes 11 colorful silicone strings that you can squish into the board, peel out, and repeat. Everything comes packaged in a convenient drawstring bag — and many reviewers noted how “durable” all the pieces are.

Removing cherry pits by hand can be a real pain, making this pitter a smart investment. It automatically rebounds once you’ve pitted your cherry so that it’s easy to place another one inside immediately afterwards. Plus, the pitting stake is even made from rust-resistant stainless steel — not plastic.

Some hairstyles just look better when using those ultra-tiny rubber ties — the catch is that they can be really hard to remove. Enter: these slicers. Their curved design helps keep your skin safe from nicks, and it only takes a small amount of pressure to slice through those stubborn elastics. “No more tears, no more breakage,” wrote one reviewer. “Just a quick, smooth cut that feels easy like a Sunday morning.”

Adding too much oil to meals can quickly ruin their taste — which is only part of the reason why I’m a fan of this dispenser. The lid features a pour spout as well as a sprayer, making it easy to add just the right amount of oil to pans, salads, and more. Plus, the body is made from sleek glass that’s completely BPA-free.

Squinting at your book pages when reading in poor light can leave your eyes feeling strained. Luckily, this clip-on light is an easy fix. The batteries (which come included) deliver up to 25 hours of light before they need to be recharged, while the flexible neck makes it easy to direct the light in nearly any direction. One reviewer also wrote that it “clips on well, holds well, lights up the book I’m reading perfectly for me.”

It’s almost too easy to slice your finger when cutting fruits and veggies into quarters — which is only part of the reason why I’m fan of this gadget. Not only does it help keep your hands safe from nicks, but its compact size also takes up hardly any space in storage. “Great value and feels very sturdy,” wrote one reviewer. “It easily cuts through carrots and other harder veggies [...].”

Place this splash guard around your kitchen faucet, and it’ll catch any stray drips that fall its way to help keep your sink top looking clean. It dries quickly when wet — so there’s no need to worry about it becoming mildewy. And with three colors to choose from (dark gray, light gray, or white), you shouldn’t have any trouble finding one that suits your kitchen.

You’ve got options when it comes to how you can use this travel belt. Use it to strap a tote bag around your suitcase handles, or even wrap it around your overstuffed suitcase to help keep it from popping open. The adjustable design makes it easy to fit around bags of nearly any size — and since it’s made from nylon, you can rest assured that it’s built to last.

Sitting in a dim room and staring at a bright computer screen can leave your eyes feeling strained. Luckily, this LED desk lamp is an easy fix. Three pivoting joints let you angle the light in nearly any direction — and a clamp built into the base makes it easy to mount onto desks. But if that isn’t enough? You can also adjust its brightness up to 11 levels.

Leaving your toothbrush sitting out on your countertop is an easy way for the bristles to get dirty, making this sanitizer a smart buy. Not only is mounting it onto your wall a total breeze using the included adhesive, but when 100% charged, it can even last for up to a full month of use. “It fits both of our Oral B battery operated toothbrushes just fine,” confirmed one reviewer. “I love knowing that they are also getting disinfected.”

Unlike some night-lights, these ones feature a plug in the front so that you can power up to three devices (including the night light) via your wall outlet. A dusk-to-dawn sensor prevents them from wasting energy during the daytime. And, you can also adjust their light temperature from warm to cool depending on your preferences.

Got a crummy green scouring pad that’s finally too deteriorated for use? Consider upgrading to these scrubbers. They’re tough on grime yet gentle on delicate surfaces, easily cleansing away burnt-on crud without scratching the nonstick coating on your pans. Plus, you can even toss them into the dishwasher for a quick clean once they’re too dirty for use.

If your phone is always running low on battery, consider adding this charger to your car. Two retractable charging cables (one lightning and one type-C) extend out to 31 inches, making it easy to power your gadgets regardless of whether you’re sitting in the back or front seats. The best part? Two extra ports (one type-C and one USB) give you the ability to power up to four devices at the same time.

Add a touch of whimsy to any garden by installing these lights. Their flexible stems allow them to sway in the wind, making them look like fireflies hovering around at night. The best part? A solar panel built into their stems keep them lit for up to 12 hours at night — so there’s no need to plug them into an outlet.

Keeping an open flame in your home always comes with at least some risk. Luckily, this warming lamp is a clever alternative. The included bulb is so strong that it can melt wax, allowing you to enjoy your scented candles without needing to light them — and you can even adjust how high the lampshade is in order to accommodate candles of nearly any size.

Place this mat on top of your electric stovetop, and it’ll help protect it from damage when not in use. It’s made from ultra-thick silicone that’s resistant to heat. It can transform your stovetop to additional counter space — plus raised slats along its surface allow you to use it as a dish drying rack, too.

Don’t track sand into your car after a day at the beach. Instead, use this pad to wipe it away. It works just as well on skin as it does swimwear — and since it’s infused with aloe vera, it can even help hydrate skin as you wipe yourself down from head to toe. “It’s incredibly gentle on the skin,” wrote one reviewer. “Like a soft wipe, but it does the job so well.”

Don’t be surprised if friends ask where you found this adorable tumbler. Not only is it designed to look like a penguin, but its vacuum-insulated walls also help keep your drinks cold for hours on end. The stainless steel body is also resistant to rust — and one reviewer even raved about how they were “delighted by how well-made and perfect this item was for the reasonably low price point.”

Pantries, cabinets, workshops — this label printer is great for organizing all sorts of spaces. It uses thermal label paper rather than ink, so there’s no need to worry about purchasing any costly refills. The best part? The downloadable app features more than 90 fonts, 10 languages, as well as a variety of symbols to help you customize your labels.

Fidget toys aren’t just for kids. Enter: this keyboard fidget toy. Each keyboard piece is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, making it easy to click away stress and anxiety without anyone even noticing what you’re doing. Plus, an attached lanyard lets you loop it onto your bag so that it’s always within reach whenever you need.

Whether you’re roughing it out in the wilderness or at a music festival, these string lights are a clever way to brighten things up. The waterproof design makes them suitable for outdoor use — and the battery delivers up to 12 hours of light before it needs to be recharged. “Absolutely loved my new camping lights!” raved one reviewer. “Super easy to set up and string around the campsite, even easier taking them down.”

Sliding door tracks, drains, grout lines — these brushes are great for cleaning deep into all sorts of tight nooks and crannies. Their non-woven heads latch onto dirt, and they work just as well dry as they do when wet. The best part? Once the brush is too dirty to use, simply grab a new one and toss the old one into the trash.

Holding your phone up when making video calls can be awkward. Instead, pop your phone into this stand. The sturdy aluminum frame is built to last — and the foldable design helps you save storage space when you aren’t using it. Choose from three finishes: gray, pink, or black.

Don’t let garbage accumulate on the floor of your car. Instead, toss it into this trash can. The compact base allows it to fit inside nearly any cup holder, while the flip-top lid works to keep all the garbage inside hidden from sight. Choose from two colors: black or gray.

Not only is fiddling around with these balls a clever way to blow off some steam, but their textured silicone exteriors also add some fun sensory stimulation. A magnet in the center of each one keeps them held together so that you can mess with multiple balls without dropping them. “Each ball has a different texture, making the experience varied and entertaining,” wrote one reviewer. “They're soft yet durable, and the size is perfect for adult hands.”

It’s almost too easy to spill water when watering your potted plants, which is only part of the reason why I’m a fan of these leaves. Think of them more like miniature funnels — simply stake one down into your plant, then pour water into it to have the water flow directly into the soil. Plus, the leaf-shaped design gives them an oh-so subtle look.

Whereas some toasters are large and bulky, this one features an ultra-slim profile, making it great for RVs, cramped kitchens, and every tight space in between. The crumb tray pulls out so that it’s easy to clean. And if you prefer your toast to come out on the lighter side? A dial on the side lets you adjust how toasted it comes out by up to six levels.

Loop one of these box cutters onto your lanyard, and it’ll always be within reach whenever you need to open a package or envelope. The blade retracts when not in use — so there’s no need to worry about accidentally nicking yourself. And unlike some box cutters, these ones have an adorable cloud shape that stands out from the crowd.

Don’t clutter up a closet shelf with all your sunglasses. Instead, keep them inside this organizer. There’s enough space to hold up to five pairs, and the roll-up design means it’ll take up hardly any space wherever you decide to store it. One reviewer wrote, “It’s slim enough to fit perfectly in the glove compartment without taking up too much space, yet sturdy enough to protect my sunglasses from getting crushed.”

Treadmills, desks, golf carts — this magnetic cup holder is so versatile that you can mount it onto nearly any metal surface. The magnet is so strong that it can easily hold up to 50 pounds, and the stainless steel frame is even resistant to rust. Choose from two finishes: black or white.

Don’t bust out a ladder when you need to clean your ceiling fan. Instead, reach for this duster. The handle extends to 62 inches, making it easy to reach tall ceiling fans while staying firmly planted on the floor. The microfiber head features an O-shaped design that dusts both the top and bottom the fan blade with one swipe — and it comes with mop heads great for baseboards and the floor.

Unlike the cheese grater you’ve likely been using, this one features two grating surfaces: one for a fine grate, as well as a second for larger shreds. Nonslip feet on the bottom help keep it from shifting around as you grate. And since both grates are made from stainless steel, there’s no need to worry about them rusting over time.

Not a fan of how some lotions can leave you feeling greasy? Then this body stick is worth a look. It’s packed with 70% omega 3 and 6 fatty acids that work to repair your skin’s natural moisture barrier, and can help keep it from drying out during the day. “I just swipe it on, rub it in, and boom, instant glow,” wrote one reviewer. “It gives my skin this dewy, shiny look without feeling greasy.”

Keep this ice pack hat in your fridge or freezer, and it’ll always be ready to go the moment you feel a migraine coming on. It covers the entirety of your head, surrounding it in soothing cold therapy — and you can even pull it down over your eyes to block outside light when relaxing. Choose from three colors: pink. black, or blue.

Unlike some soap holders, these ones feature an absorbent mat on the insdie that soaks up excess water, helping extend the life of your soap bars by keeping them high and dry. The leakproof lid also works to protect your suitcase or gym bag from spills. One reviewer also noted that they “can fit practically any regular size bath soap.”

Keep this compact mirror with you in your bag, and it’ll always be ready to go in the event you need to touch-up your makeup when on the go. It features two panels: one with standard magnification, as well as a second with three-times magnification. Plus, an LED light built into the bottom panel makes it easy to use regardless of how dim your surroundings are.

Not only can these patches help plump up the skin on your forehead with a sweat-resistant design made to comfortably stay put. The patch is reusable, can be used to bolster your current skin-care routine, and unlike some moisturizing patches, these ones won’t leave behind any gooey residues.

Having trouble finding the one tube of lipstick that’s fallen to the bottom of your makeup bag? Not a problem when you have this drawstring version. The top opens up wide, making it easy to see where all your makeup tools are at a simple glance. Plus, a zippered pocket on the inside gives you somewhere to stash smaller items, like Bobby pins, hair ties, and more.

It’s almost too easy to lose your lip balm — but that’s where these holders come in handy. They’re made from sturdy elastic that stretches to fit tubes both large and small, while a keyring on the side lets you clip them to your bag for safekeeping. “So convenient to have on my keys,” wrote one reviewer. “Also when left in a hot car helps prevent the chapstick from melting.”

Slip your iced coffee into this neoprene sleeve, and it’ll help keep your coffee cold as well as prevent your hand from growing uncomfortably frigid. Reinforced stitching on the seams helps keep it from developing tears over time — and with dozens of prints to choose from, don’t be surprised if you’re tempted to grab more than one.

Whether those flies are zipping through the air or sitting flat on your ceiling, this electric swatter can stop them right in their tracks. The head rotates so that you can swat flies from nearly any direction — and the battery can easily be recharged via USB. Plus, the three-layer mesh design helps keep your fingers safe from accidentally zapping yourself or others if touched.

Not only is this reusable straw made from rust-resistant stainless steel, but it also features a whisk head built into the bottom so that you can use it to mix protein shakes, matcha, and more. The siilicone cover at the top combined with a slight bend in the straw’s body allows for comfortable sipping. Plus, each order includes a wire brush to help you scrub the inside clean.

The cost of having your nails done every two weeks quickly adds up. Instead, give yourself an at-home manicure using this gel polish. The sparkles in the polish are magnetic, and each order includes a small magnet that you can use to move the sparkles around for an oh-so unique look. “The polish looks just like the picture, the magnetic particles are super fine and the polish itself looks almost clear, which I love for a glassy look!” raved one reviewer.

Add a pop of color to any dull bathroom by putting down this toilet rug. The soft microfiber material feels oh-so plush underfoot — and the nonslip backing works to keep it from shifting around on smooth floors. One reviewer also confirmed that “this thing is thick like a carpet and feels amazing [...].”

Letting your earrings roam freely throughout a drawer is an easy way for some of them to go missing. Instead, keep them in this holder. The folding design helps you save space whether it’s in a drawer or suitcase — and there’s enough room inside to store up to 18 pairs. Choose from five colors: green, beige, purple, pink, or blue.

If your sheets are stored in a jumble, consider taking a look at these bands instead. Their hook-and-loop backing lets you adjust their size as needed — and the labels woven into the elastic are large enough that they’re easy to read at a glance. Choose from five sizes: twin, full, queen, king, or a mix of all four.

Got a few empty wine bottles kicking around your kitchen? Turn them into lamps by placing this shade into their spout. The battery delivers up to 12 hours of light before it needs to be recharged — so there’s no need to use it near an outlet. Each order also includes a remote so that you can switch it between 16 different colors, adjust its brightness, and more.

Not only is this little whiteboard great for jotting down quick notes, but the included kickstand also lets you set it up in the corner of your desk. A removable clamp at the top lets you use it as a clipboard in a pinch if needed. Plus, each order includes four markers to get you started.

Smooth shower floors can be a recipe for trips and falls, making this bath mat a smart investment. Its grippy surface helps keep you safe from having an accident — and the nonslip underside works to keep it from shifting around. The best part? Its loofah-like texture allows air to circulate throughout the mat so that it dries quickly when wet, making it less likely to develop mildew over time.

With an average rating of 4.8 stars, it’s clear that reviewers are head-over-heels for these trivets. They’re made from durable silicone that’s heat-resistant up to 482 degrees Fahrenheit — so there’s no need to worry about them melting when placed underneath hot cookware. The best part? They’re flexible enough that you can even roll them up so that they fit inside drawers.

Aerating wine is a clever way to help make cheap bottles taste better, so why not grab this glass? An aerator built into the middle works to improve the flavor of your wine as your pour it inside. And unlike some wine glasses, this one shatterproof as well as dishwasher-safe.