11 Winter Instagram Caption Ideas If You’re Already Tired Of The Snow
With the East Coast feeling the after-effects of the bomb cyclone (and, you know, winter generally), you're likely taking to social media to express your cabin-fever frustrations. If you're already tired of the snow, these winter Instagram caption ideas can help you let your friends know that the struggle is real, especially if they live in a warm climate. After nine years of living in Maine — where the snow drifts were often taller than my car — I'm glad to be safe and warm in L.A.
However, I can totally relate to the hairs inside of your nose freezing after just a few seconds outside, the whipping wind that makes you look like you've been hit by a bus by the time you've made it to work, and the general disdain for the merciless barrage of snow that stopped being pretty a few days ago.
While some people, like a good friend of mine who was born in Maine but now lives in L.A., see the snow and ice as a magical winter wonderland, others are so over it already. Things like the bomb cyclone can really make you yearn for those hot summer days you bemoaned just a few months ago. And, for winter hater, posting about the cold and snow on social media is almost a compulsion. At least it was for me when I lived in Maine where I wore two coats to go outside on the regular.
When my Facebook memories pop up from my time in Maine, most of them this time of year are about me complaining non stop about the horrors of winter weather. Not that I didn't have good cause — the above picture of my animals clamoring for a spot around the space heater is from a particularly cold winter that lasted until May. Yes, this picture is from May, and yes, I cried. If you're close to tears, these winter-hating captions to post to Instagram will help you feel a little better.
Better yet, put that in as your location tag and leave the caption field blank. Like the wintery wasteland outside.
"It's beginning to look a lot like f**k this."
When you're sooooo over it already.
"Oh, the weather outside can bite me, my muscles ache despite me, I don't have that happy glow. Winter blows! Winter blows! Winter blows!" — Someecards
Tell them how you really feel.
"By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me." — Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada.
When you're out of patience for slow walkers in a windchill of -12 degrees.
"Dashing through the snow, get the f**k out of my way." — Pinterest
Or if you've really had it.
Dear Snuggie, I'm sorry for all of the times I made fun of you.
Your snuggie isn't a joke, it's a way of life now.
"If it got dark any earlier we wouldn't have to get up at all." — Pinterest
When you just want to stay in bed until it's over.
It's Lenny-Kravitz-scarf cold.
We all know the scarf — you may keep a version of it on your office chair during the summer, but it's time to glue it to your body and hunker down for the winter.
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for sh*t no one wants." — Pinterest
I didn't know this but I can absolutely get behind it.
"Today's forecast: Holy crap I can’t feel my face degrees." — Quote Facts
When the temperature is irrelevant.
"Let is snow somewhere else." — PhaedraMSJones, Etsy
Because we're getting desperate out here.