You know those totally innocent words that make you giggle in the middle of a meeting or turn bright red while at dinner with your parents? Well, the good people of Reddit have compiled an entire list of words that sound dirty, but aren’t for your sophomoric pleasure. Yep, these words are so offensive to the ear that it’s hard to believe their definitions are so very innocent. You could probably use most of these words in place of obscenities, and they would still be bleeped on TV. I mean, if "humpenscrump" is a real word (it's a "crude instrument"), anything is possible.
The English vocabulary is a strange and wonderful thing, giving us words so rude we can gross out our friends by simply repeating them over and over. Many of the nasty terms that make the list sound like euphemisms for sex acts and genitals, while others contain rude words which spoil the whole darn thing (ladies and gentlemen, I give you “Clatterfart”). But we are not here to judge these words, our mission is to delight in the strangeness of their aural obscenity and totally wholesome definitions.
It's good to get a little dirty every now and then, so check out this list and let your inner 6 year old have some juvenile fun! I dare you not to laugh aloud while reading this, because, um, caulk. Yep, I said it. CAULK.