22 Easy Halloween 2017 Costumes You Can Make With Things Already In Your Closet
Once again, ‘tis the season of crunchy leaves, haunted hayrides, and overstuffed candy aisles. Amid all the autumnal excitement, time flies by faster than a witch on a speedy broomstick, and some people (read: me, myself, and I) inevitably wind up scouring the internet for easy Halloween costumes they can throw together in the two hours before nightfall on Oct. 31. Then, with the clock's countdown ticking louder every second, they end up grabbing the same tried-and-true costume hanging in the back of their closet and dashing out the door. Sound familiar?
If you're tired of showing up to Halloween in the same increasingly-dingy ballerina costume while everyone else's costumes get more fabulous with every passing year, it doesn't have to be this way. I guarantee that anyone with a reasonably-sized closet has the materials to make a clever, easy costume right now. It might not be worthy of entrance to Heidi Klum's famous Halloween bashes, but I'm going to be real here: None of us were going to get invited anyway. (Whatever — it's Hollywood's loss.)
But I digress. Getting into the spirit (pun obviously intended) of Halloween doesn't mean you have to sew your costume by hand in a candlelit room. Some of the wittiest costumes are actually the simplest. Here are 22 simple, easy ways to dress up this Halloween.
1. Carmen San Diego
Every '90s kid will swoon over the appearance of the ever-mysterious Carmen Sandiego this Halloween. I suggest organizing a game of hide-and-seek.
2. Rosie the Riveter
3. Dancing Pumpkin Meme
4. Wednesday Addams
5. Morticia Addams
7. Cruella de Vil
You don't need to spray (or dye) your hair half-black, half-white to dress up as the 101 Dalmatians villain, but it doesn't hurt. Otherwise, try pinning your hair under a white and black hat to get the idea across.
You'll need: Stella McCartney Oversized Faux Fur Jacket, $860 (or a cheaper alternative at a thrift store)
Dalmatian stuffed toy to menace.
Do you have one of those exposed rib cage shirts? If not, they're easy enough to make. Grab some face paints and become a living skeleton for the night.
You'll need: Jescakoo Women's Skeleton Print Black Sleeveless Tank Top, $8.90
Skeleton Bow Drop Earrings, $6.99
Saks Fifth Avenue Comfy Leggings, $39.99
Skeleton-themed face paints
9. Creepy Doll
Even if you don't already own a particularly Victorian dress, they're easy enough to mimic with a buttoned-up collar, and plenty of lace. Throw on some creepy doll makeup for good measure.
You'll need: Charmain Women's Victorian Gothic Corset Top Tunic Dress, $28.99
Women's Bordello Teeze 07SQ, $34.95
10. Winnie the Pooh
11. Workout Barbie
Even if you're not a fan of Barbie dolls as an institution, desperate times call for desperate measures. The workout Barbie is about as '80s as they come, making it an especially recognizable costume.
You'll need: Kat Basic V-Neck Sleeveless Plunge Bodysuit, $11
Sudora Headbands, $5.99
12. Domino Set
This works better as a group, but you can pull off a domino look by yourself.
You'll need: Choies Women's Black Square Neck Pinafore Skirt Dress, $16.99
Domino iPhone 6 Case, $35
White circles sewn or glued to front of dress
13. Flower Child
14. Mary Poppins
With the new Mary Poppins coming out next year, get ahead of the curve by dressing up as the famous nanny this fall.
You'll need: Boohoo Leah Ruffle Tie Cuff Shirt, $.960
15. Kim Possible
Disney Channel lovers, this one is for you. Even without red hair, it's totally possible to dress up as Kim Possible.
You'll need: Women's Long Sleeve Turtleneck, $11.21
15. Wilma Flintstone
Throw things way back this year by going for a Wilma Flintstone costume. Fred not included.
You'll need: Saks Fifth Avenue 8MM Simulated Pearl Necklace, $10
16. Judy Jetson
We're still a couple hundred years from the futuristic world of The Jetsons, but you can easily don Judy Jetson's costume for Halloween.
You'll need: Esprit Odette Scalloped Ballet Flats, $27.30
17. Living Statue
If you've always been interested in the living statues found at .many tourist attractions, now is your chance to try it out. Make sure to practice some poses before you head out the door.
You'll need: Partiss Women's Dress Costume, $22.99
White or silver body paint
19. Cat Burglar
Plenty of people will dress as the Pumpkin King, but what about a straight-up pumpkin? If you have some black felt laying around, cut it out into jack-o-lantern shapes and attach it to your sweatshirt.
You'll need: Lord & Taylor Jones New York Dark Skinny Jeans, $41.70
21. Queen Bee
22. Red Riding Hood
As Little Red Riding Hood, you may want to watch out for werewolves this October.
You'll need: Hanes ComfortBlend Full-Zip Hoodie, $29. That's literally all you need. Add a basket of treats and a red dress if you're feeling fancy: