25 Funny Christmas 2017 Instagram Caption Ideas To Celebrate The Holidays With

Trying to think up a hilarious photo caption that will have your followers laughing out loud this holiday season? Rounded up below are 25 funny Christmas Instagram captions that will definitely help spread some holiday humor. While a great photo will get you some major likes on Instagram, a great caption will get you even more. Forget the hashtags and filters — let your captioning do all the work this December.

You'll find a wide variety of quotes below, including ones that make fun of the excessiveness of Christmas, ones that question Santa's ability to judge people, and ones that poke fun at the high levels of consumerism happening during the holiday season. No matter what your opinion of Christmas is, chances are there's a quote below that sums up your feelings with a hint of humor.

You've got a lot to worry about this December, including shopping for gifts, cookie-baking, and decorating the tree. Don't fuss over your Instagram captions. Instead, borrow from the best. Whether Christmas is your favorite season or one that you absolutely cannot stand, enjoy a nice, long read through these 25 hilarious caption ideas for your Instagram account. You take the photo, let the authors of these 25 quotes do the captioning.

1. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” — Andy Borowitz

2. “Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” — Dave Barry

3. "Dear Santa, define 'nice.'" — Unknown

4. “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” — Melanie White


5. “This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.” — Guy Endore Kaiser

6. "I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red." — Unknown

7. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” — Bridger Winegar

8. “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” — Winston Spear


9. "Why the jingle jang not?" — Unknown

10. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” — Jerry Seinfeld

11. 'He sees you when you’re sleeping' is extremely creepy." — Unknown

12. “Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” — Kin Hubbard


13. "I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas." — Unknown

14. “Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.” — Erma Bombeck

15. "There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key." — Unknown

16. “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” — Don Marquis


17. "Bah humbug!" — Unknown

18. “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” — Henny Youngman

19. "Let’s put the 'Rum' in Pa-Rum Pum Pum Pum." — Unknown

20. “The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: 'Some assembly required.'” — John Leo


21. "I’m only a morning person on Dec. 25." — Unknown

22. “I hate the radio this time of year because they play 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” — Bridger Winegar

23. "Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year." — Unknown

24. “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” — Garrison Keillor

25. "Merry Elfin' Christmas." — Unknown