Spoilers ahead for You. Ever since Lifetime's thriller series You moved to Netflix, new fans have been gleefully discovering its bonkers storylines and outlandish characters. The show centers around a perceptive bookstore clerk named Joe (Penn Badgley), who's soon revealed to be a stalker. His subject of obsession? An MFA student named Beck (Elizabeth Lail). But no one seems to notice Joe's creepy tendencies except for her snobby literary heiress friend, Peach Salinger (Shay Mitchell) — yes, that Salinger. And since she's a descendant of book royalty, Peach's best lines from You are naturally eloquent, slightly inappropriate, and — above all — absolutely devastating.
Although J.D.'s descendant is affluent, snooty, and high-maintenance, Peach is also whip-smart and incredibly astute. She realizes that something's off with Beck's new boyfriend — or perhaps she's just jealous. As a result, she cuts Joe down with every chance she gets and continues to call him Joseph, despite his repeated requests not to. She looks down on his financial status and even takes a jab at his sex skills (or lack thereof, let's be real).
But Peach has a secret of her own: She's obsessed with Beck, too, and wants her for herself. All of this makes for an explosive Season 1 as You's storyline unravels, but before we get ahead of ourselves, let's simmer on Peach's best one-liners from this bonkers, addictive series.