Does Ivanka Trump Have A Spotify Sex Playlist? Her Song Choices Are Driving Twitter Mad
On Oct. 15 ahead of her eight year wedding anniversary, Ivanka Trump published what online speculators are calling the "Jared and Ivanka sex playlist" on Spotify. The five-song, 21-minute playlist features in this order: "All of Me" and "Ordinary People" by John Legend, "When I Was Your Man" by Bruno Mars, "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt, and "When We Were Young" by Adele.
While Ivanka has shared public playlists before, with simple names like "Holiday Party" and "Weekend Morning," her most recent creation bears the mysterious name "991122." Wannabe detectives have yet to sleuth out the symbolism behind the playlist name, but a Google search of "991122" brings up pages related to the corresponding HTML color, a red hue.
Jared and Ivanka married on Oct. 25, 2009, so people are wondering: Could this be their anniversary aka sex playlist? No one can know for sure, unless the couple speaks out. And that seems unlikely. In the meantime, Twitter's having fun with all of the possibilities.
The daughter and son-in-law of President Trump have presented a poised front, with Jared shying away from interviews and Ivanka trying to appear as the calm, level-headed one in comparison to her more emotionally open father. The power couple has not confirmed the meaning behind the playlist, but people naturally had opinions.
The Perfect Playlist For A Perfect Couple
All this needs is the smooth blandness of some classic DMB to make its vanilla dullness complete.— Burt Likko (@burtlikko) October 25, 2017
One person suggested Ivanka's playlist was only one song away from boring couple completion.
Ugh, Uncool By Association
I also like that song & am annoyed that Ivanka has made me lamer by also liking it #lame— Mark O'Toole (@M_OToole) October 25, 2017
Others lamented their shared taste in music with Ivanka.
What kind of monster fucks to James Blunt?— Rob (@robbryan86) October 25, 2017
A direct quote from James Blunt to Oprah on his hit single: "It's kind of miserable. It was about seeing my ex-girlfriend on the Underground in London with her new man, who I didn't know existed. She and I caught eyes and lived a lifetime in that moment, but didn't do anything about it and haven't seen each other since."
Where's The #MAGA Patriotism?
I'm sure there was some pledging going on though.— Vir Tenebris (@VirTenebris) October 26, 2017
Maybe Ivanka and Jared prefer to keep politics and nationalism out of the bedroom.
Chrissy Teigen, You're Up
gross! @chrissyteigen you have any thoughts on John having the top song here?— Marshall Maher (@marvelle) October 25, 2017
John Legend's wife Chrissy Teigen is neither shy nor slow when it comes to expressing her opinion on Twitter, so who knows how the model will respond.
it's cute how optimistic she is that jared can last 21 minutes— andy spooker (@andy_schauer) October 25, 2017
Some people took the opportunity to take a jab at Jared. Harsh!
Security Breach Alert
Incidentally, I believe we’ve also just discovered the passcode to Ivanka’s iPhone— R. Andrew Free (@ImmCivilRights) October 25, 2017
Ah, so that's what 991122 means.
November 22, 1999
The real question is who she lost her virginity to on November 22nd 1999— Port of Brandon (@portofbrandon) October 25, 2017
Or is that what 991122 means?
Some people had no words, expressing their sentiments in GIF form.
Why is CNN not talking about this? fake news— Krispekitty (@krispekitty) October 26, 2017
While others huffed about mainstream media not paying attention to this major piece of news.
More than one person was not impressed with the song choices.
I feel like the artists should have the right to pull themselves from this playlist.— kate sullivan (@teadrunkkate) October 26, 2017
Some people spoke on behalf for the artists featured on Ivanka's playlist.
Oo La La
Some of those who weren't grossed out seemed to be intrigued by the gossip.
Welcome To The World We Live In
this is a new low (for everyone)— Jacob H. Wolfman (@jwolman) October 25, 2017
One Twitter user looked around — from the existence of the playlist, to the subsequent Huffington Post story on it, to the online reactions — and did not like what he saw.
Give Those Kids A Break
Wtf I hate these ppl as much as anyone else but this speculation on & making their sex life public isn't ok. If bad 2 do 2 HRC same 4 them pic.twitter.com/kKY0pbyABT— Amy Bo 💙✌ (@amygamie) October 26, 2017
And one person defended Jared and Ivanka. After all, we have no idea what this playlist is really about. Sex is just one of many possibilities.
Anyone Can Have A Sex Playlist
please god someone send me nancy pelosi’s sex playlist— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) October 25, 2017
In response to one critic accusing the Huffington Post of unfairly targeting the Trumps, Ashley Feinberg (who first suggested that this might be Ivanka's anniversary playlist) made a call on Twitter for more playlists.
Point To Team Ivanka
In no way did you shame Ivanka for her playlist. If anything you made her slightly more relatable. Slightly.— Daud Al-Rubeen (@chiefrepublic1) October 25, 2017
One person disagreed and that the idea of Ivanka having a sex playlist made her more down-to-earth — she's just like us!
I thought for sure Social Distortion’s Prison Bound would be on the list— Lawrence Alberts (@AlbertsLawrence) October 25, 2017
Perhaps while Ivanka was making her playlist, investigators in the Trump-Russia probe were checking whether Jared committed a felony.
This is wildly boring. Somebody should have sent her my preemptive honeymoon playlist: https://t.co/AWj1RYpJwM— grant (@grantste) October 25, 2017
One person recommended his own playlist of "Good" by Better than Ezra on repeat.
Anyone Else With A Playlist Should 'Fess Up
Which Republican Congressman is unlikely to have a "playlist" ? 🙄— Jodi 🇵🇷 (@Jodi______) October 25, 2017
Because surely Jared and Ivanka aren't the only ones possibly getting it on to some jams.