Dudes Upset Over This Nude Male Cover Star On ESPN Are The Definition Of "Masculinity So Fragile"
In today's edition of "masculinity is the most fragile," ESPN's2017 Body Issue revealed its cover stars this week, and their debut caused dozens of male Twitter users to clutch their pearls in outrage. One of the covers, you see, features Dallas Cowboys running back Zeke Elliott totally naked, clutching a football as he runs through a cascading waterfall. Although the naked-and-dripping look isn't exactly groundbreaking, the sight of a famous male athlete in such a state left certain Twitter users reeling.
Each year, ESPN Magazine's Body Issue celebrates the human body by photographing athletes of all kinds in the nude. In the weeks leading up to its official release on Jul. 5, the network has been rolling out photographs from the issue. On Monday, Elliott's cover image was released as a GIF on ESPN’s Twitter account, followed by tennis player Caroline Wozniacki’s cover on Tuesday. Unfortunately, the difference in the covers’ receptions speaks volumes about how men and women are portrayed in typical media. Nobody batted an eyelash at Wozniacki’s nude cover, but the same couldn’t be said about Elliott’s. The comment section below ESPN’s tweet was quickly filled with users expressing disgust at the sight of a naked man on the magazine’s cover.
You can now add "cover boy" to Zeke's resume. pic.twitter.com/DSS8r0Jzef— ESPN (@espn) June 26, 2017
A common complaint was that ESPN shouldn't "force" users to look at a naked man, as if they couldn't look away on their own, while some implied that Elliott was gay for posing nude. None seemed to realize how perfectly they exemplified the double standard between male and female models.
Didn't need to see this first thing this morning. Cool for him, just not my thing.— Derek Craig (@dc24004) June 26, 2017
SPORTS. THE S STANDS FOR SPORTS. NOT STRIPPERS— doggo + clutchy (@ewwitzclutchy) June 26, 2017
Didn't need to see this before breakfast— Rodney (@Easy132) June 26, 2017
However, that didn't stop other Twitter users from commenting on the irony, pointing out that pointing out that sometimes, the same people who feel threatened by a naked man applaud the sight of a naked woman.
Apparently none of them have seen a picture of a man's chest and thigh before. They all need to get out more.— Wonder Jennie (@JennieK_NS) June 27, 2017
Gotta love fragile masculinity. Thousands of tits and ass are ok, but one dude's backside has them panicked and running.— Jade (@JadeEclypse) June 28, 2017
For a demonstration, look no further than the replies to Wozniacki's cover tweet. Comments range from the vulgar to the outright explicit, with a dose of sexism for good measure. Even the headlines announcing the two covers are different. Elliott's is described in fairly neutral language, while Wozniacki's photograph is "steamy."
she will no doubt leak a sex tape before ever winning a grand slam.— KoalaDude (@koala_dude) June 27, 2017
Considering the Body Issue has been running since 2009, you'd think that sports fans would be a little less taken aback by the sight of naked athletic bodies. However, the fact remains that it's far more common for nude women to be featured in popular magazines than men. Women's bodies are considered public property, to be viewed and criticized by total strangers. Then there's the problem of masculinity. Many criticisms of Elliott's cover seem to stem from feeling threatened by his physique, and still more equated nudity with femininity — hence all the accusations of being gay.
The good news is that neither Elliott nor Wozniacki appear to be fazed by the comments on Twitter. The tennis player tweeted that she was "proud and excited" by her cover photograph, while Elliott posted his own cover on his official account. Haters far, far to the left, please.