Are you a human who likes free stuff? I mean, are you a human? Because then you probably like free stuff. Well, my fellow free-stuff-loving human, you need to stop whatever you are doing because Dunkin’ Donuts is giving out free frozen coffee today. From 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., you can get a free caffeine fix at a Dunkin’ Donuts near you with a 3.5 ounce sample of their new Frozen Dunkin’ Coffee.
If you were a fan of the Coffee Coolatta (RIP Coffee Coolatta), Frozen Dunkin’ Coffee is basically its doppelgänger will slightly fewer sugar and calories. If you prefer your coffee cold, you’ll be happy to know that starting at the beginning of May this new frozen coffee is part of their permanent lineup at Dunkin’ Donuts. You’ll also be able to customize your full-size drink with different flavor swirls and flavor shots as well as your choice of cream, whole milk, or skim milk.
You know what else you can customize? Which doughnut to eat with your frozen coffee. Because you're not going to go to a Dunkin' Donuts and not get a doughnut, right? I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most states. All doughnuts are good doughnuts to have with coffee. Especially when that coffee is free.
Today is also the last day for your chance to win $1,000 and a summer supply of Frozen Dunkin' Coffee. In locations across the country, Dunkin' Donuts will be surprising a few select customers with some sweet cash in addition to some sweet coffee treats. You know, just in case you needed another reason to go get that free sample.
🎉 Coffee lovers rejoice! 🎉 Frozen Dunkin’ Coffee is finally here! P.S. You can get a free taste of it on Friday, May 19 from 10am-2pm! pic.twitter.com/yqDUraMivk— Dunkin' Donuts (@DunkinDonuts) May 18, 2017
Oh, you’re still here? Why? Did you not see the part where I said “free stuff”? Find a Dunkin’ Donuts near you and revel in the sweet pleasure of coffee that is frozen and free. Samples are limited to one per person. So, maybe bring a friend whose sample you can swipe or put your dog in a hat and say it’s a human who would like a free sample coffee. (Or just buy a full size Frozen Dunkin’ Coffee.)