Guys, tonight was truly a fully cathartic episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Tonight we got what a lot of us have been patiently waiting all season for since Pantygate (ugh) began rearing its ugly head early on. That's right, we finally got to see Erika unleash her real feelings about Dorit on RHOBH, and it was just as magical, nay, it was even more magical than I had ever hoped it would be.
Of course, this all happened as the sun set, while the entire gang was cruising down a river, on a junk boat in Hong Kong because, obviously. Vacations to the Real Housewives are so commonplace that they have become just an excuse to fight with a beautiful backdrop. After all, what better time to bring up something that really upset you than to do it while trapped on a boat about a million miles away from home? Seems like it should have gone so smoothly! Well, this is exactly where Lisa Rinna and Dorit decided to have a big ol' fight about who told Rinna that Dorit gossiped about Rinna's baggie of pills. Spoiler alert: Absolutely nothing gets resolved here.
Then Erika chimed in on the debate. Of course, this funneled directly into Dorit and Erika confronting their own issues. At one point when Dorit asked what Erika's problem with her was, Erika replied, "I don't like bullsh*t Dorit, and I think that's what you are."
Of course, after that line we immediately got a "To Be Continued..." and I am already dying to hear Erika finish Dorit off next week. This has been a long time coming.