Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Are Having A Baby, In News 2007 Never Prepared You For
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In news that would have made you scream 10 years ago, but probably will still produce an audible gasp now, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are expecting their first child. The Hills stars shared the news in an interview with Us Weekly, which includes such gems as this line from Pratt when describing the moment Montag told him she was pregnant:

This would only be better if he said she was glowing like a healing crystal.

The couple, who have been together for — no lie — 10 years, sound overjoyed to be welcoming a baby into their lives. Montag told Us that she's wanted to have a baby for three years now, but had to consider work obligations like the couple's time on the U.K.'s Celebrity Big Brother. God, they are perfect.

Montag told the magazine, "I have never been more excited. The reality is sinking in that we are going to have a child! I’ve read every pregnancy book, and now I realize I don’t know anything." Can't knock her for that. I'd be in the same boat. Pratt added in a surprisingly poetic way, "It’s just the click-click-click of the roller coaster going up. That’s how I feel right now."

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With news of Montag's pregnancy, this means that three Hills stars are currently pregnant. Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad are both currently expecting babies. And, if you're a true MTV reality fan of the early aughts, you'll also be glad to know that Talan Torriero from Laguna Beach is also expecting a child with his wife. Oh, they grow up so fast. Now they just all need to plan some sort of Laguna Beach-The Hills reunion to bring all these babies together.