Jokes About Taylor Swift Deleting Her Social Media Are So Spot-On
Taylor Swift has gone rogue, deleting tweets, Instagram photos, and even her video channel. Naturally, we're all freaking out about this swath of social media destruction. Some suspect it's a reaction to her recent court case, others believe it's laying groundwork for a new release. Whatever it is, people already have plenty of opinions, as shown by these great, spot-on tweets about Swift deleting her social media.
Theories are flying fast and furious but right now the most popular is this is all setting up for TS6, her at-the-moment completely theoretical sixth album release. The idea's gained traction as numerous fans with coding skills noticed Swift's website wasn't completely deleted, but literally blacked out. The placeholder says "ivegotablankspace," but the internet's filling it with jokes until we hear more from Swift. So, without further ado, here are some of the best.
1. Fall *Is* Right Around The Corner...
so wild of Taylor Swift to be preparing her comeback right at the beginning of pumpkin spice latte season— doing•amazin•sweetie (@repeattofade) August 18, 2017
The Venn diagram overlapping Taylor Swift fans and Pumpkin Spice fans is actually just a circle, so it makes sense she'd prepare for the True holiday season.
2. Love Hurts
Me tweeting how much I hate Taylor swift & for her not to come back while listening to the 1989 album pic.twitter.com/8sy4EwyKYx— Jenny (@jennytheharmo) August 18, 2017
Fans are having an absolute meltdown, so emotions are understandably high. And very confused.
3. A Spot-On Fact
taylor deleting her social media accs is the most active thing she has done this 2017— ella ❀ (@feastswift) August 18, 2017
I mean, it's not wrong.
4. No Sleep 'Til...
I'M SCARED TO GO TO SLEEP THANKS TO TAYLOR SWIFT LIKE WHAT IF SHE DROPS A NEW SONG pic.twitter.com/uozn81otWX— anu (@shadesofslaylor) August 18, 2017
If you think it couldn't happen, just remember Lemonade dropping on all of us.
5. Stranger Things Have Happened This Month
• Steve Bannon is out— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) August 18, 2017
• Taylor Swift about to announce something big
• wait a minute
• Taylor Swift is Trump's new chief strategist?????
This would be a welcome change in the administration.
6. Our Malevolent Queen
You never suspect the sweethearts...
7. Informal Polling
I am a:— teresa bissonette (@teresabiss13) August 18, 2017
🔘answers for why taylor swift is clearing out her social media
This person's probably going to get a lot of matches in the next few days...
8. It's Hard Out There For The New Kids
Little Mix: Finally has a Potential hit on their hands— eoin🌹 (@cabellosmixer) August 18, 2017
JB, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus: pic.twitter.com/I1bgzSXwI8
There's a bad side even to good news.
9. Swift Ghosting
She didn't even give us a chance to say goodbye.
10. The Quiet Diva
Taylor Swift's new album is called Eclipse because it's a black out and her extra ass is gonna release it on Monday— sand(re)y (@LegendOfSandy) August 18, 2017
More or less extra than anything Mariah Carey's done? Including heels on the treadmill.
11. I Don't Wanna Live Forever
Fans are reaching levels of excitement so enthusiastic they've gone all the way around to goth despair.
12. It's A Marathon, Not A Sprint
Less than a day into what looks like a total media blackout, and with no news likely to come over the weekend, fans should probably pace themselves to avoid burnout.
13. I Knew You Were Trouble
swifties coming back to check on taylor's social medias pic.twitter.com/3ZpRqBIuNj— treacherous (@swiftloversx) August 18, 2017
One minute you have full access to your favorite singer, the next minute...
14. Get The Bureau Chief On The Line... If He's Still There Tomorrow
Taylor's profile pics are gone? She's unfollowed people? Tweets are being deleted? Her website is black? Is she hacked? Is it TS6? pic.twitter.com/UFlr7RUmfo— amber #TS6ISCOMING (@swiftlyamber) August 18, 2017
We need an investigation, STAT.
15. She Just Loves Drama
Justin: “friends is now available everywh-“— ryan :$ (@Iustforlove) August 18, 2017
Not gonna lie, if this is a power play against Bieber's new single I back Swift 100 percent.
16. Announcements, How Do They Work?!
when taylor's about to announce something you feel your life is coming together but your chill is falling apart explain this its for science— su•m•os//inactive (@lyricstan) August 18, 2017
We'll all be eagerly awaiting the slightest bit of news, and giddily freaking out until then.