Jokes About Taylor Swift Deleting Her Social Media Are So Spot-On
Taylor Swift has gone rogue, deleting tweets, Instagram photos, and even her video channel. Naturally, we're all freaking out about this swath of social media destruction. Some suspect it's a reaction to her recent court case, others believe it's laying groundwork for a new release. Whatever it is, people already have plenty of opinions, as shown by these great, spot-on tweets about Swift deleting her social media.
Theories are flying fast and furious but right now the most popular is this is all setting up for TS6, her at-the-moment completely theoretical sixth album release. The idea's gained traction as numerous fans with coding skills noticed Swift's website wasn't completely deleted, but literally blacked out. The placeholder says "ivegotablankspace," but the internet's filling it with jokes until we hear more from Swift. So, without further ado, here are some of the best.
1. Fall *Is* Right Around The Corner...
The Venn diagram overlapping Taylor Swift fans and Pumpkin Spice fans is actually just a circle, so it makes sense she'd prepare for the True holiday season.
2. Love Hurts
Fans are having an absolute meltdown, so emotions are understandably high. And very confused.
3. A Spot-On Fact
I mean, it's not wrong.
4. No Sleep 'Til...
If you think it couldn't happen, just remember Lemonade dropping on all of us.
5. Stranger Things Have Happened This Month
This would be a welcome change in the administration.
6. Our Malevolent Queen
You never suspect the sweethearts...
7. Informal Polling
This person's probably going to get a lot of matches in the next few days...
8. It's Hard Out There For The New Kids
There's a bad side even to good news.
9. Swift Ghosting
She didn't even give us a chance to say goodbye.
10. The Quiet Diva
More or less extra than anything Mariah Carey's done? Including heels on the treadmill.
11. I Don't Wanna Live Forever
Fans are reaching levels of excitement so enthusiastic they've gone all the way around to goth despair.
12. It's A Marathon, Not A Sprint
Less than a day into what looks like a total media blackout, and with no news likely to come over the weekend, fans should probably pace themselves to avoid burnout.
13. I Knew You Were Trouble
One minute you have full access to your favorite singer, the next minute...
14. Get The Bureau Chief On The Line... If He's Still There Tomorrow
We need an investigation, STAT.
15. She Just Loves Drama
Not gonna lie, if this is a power play against Bieber's new single I back Swift 100 percent.
16. Announcements, How Do They Work?!
We'll all be eagerly awaiting the slightest bit of news, and giddily freaking out until then.