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Margarita Quotes For National Margarita Day

by Chelsey Grasso

Over 21? Need an excuse to hit the bars mid-week? These margarita quotes for National Margarita Day will give you one. Wednesday, Feb. 22 marks National Margarita Day, and considering that it falls on a hump day, I think it's fair to say that it's most welcome. After all, sometimes you simply need a drink to help get you through the week. A little unwinding never hurt anyone, right?

This Mexican beverage has gained monumental popularity in the United States, and it's easy to see why. Margaritas are refreshing, full of flavor, and easy to drink (unlike some of their cocktail counterparts). I mean really, does anybody not like margaritas? Even for you non-alcohol drinkers, a virgin margarita is a treat in and of itself! Top it with whipped cream, and I'm in heaven.

Gather up your friends and co-workers and make a beeline straight to the closest bar once you clock out today. As for what to order? Well, I think you know. Whether you prefer a classic marg or want to go a more fruity route (strawberry, peach, and mango margaritas have always been my personal favorites), it really doesn't matter... just so long as you're sipping on a margarita come happy hour.

1. "If life gives you limes, make margaritas." — Jimmy Buffett

2. "We usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception." — Chelsea Handler

3. "It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?" — Amy Neftzger

4. "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita." — Maxine

5. "There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool." — Will Forte

6. "To remove blood stains from your conscience, try frozen margaritas." — Demetri Martin

7. "A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it." — Denise Richards

8. "If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!" — James Franco

9. "Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane." — Tom Feeney

10. "That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka." — Chelsea Handler

11. "My doctor was like, 'Any questions?' And I was like, 'Yes! When can I drink please?!' I just want a margarita." — Keira Knightley