Taylor Swift Being Carried In A Suitcase Is One Rumor Fans Really Want To Be True
Here is one totally out there T. Swift rumor. There are theories circulating that Taylor Swift left her apartment inside a suitcase. Photo website Splash News' caption (via Spin 1038) for an image showing men carrying a large suitcase outside of her apartment alleges she was transported in a suitcase from her home, which was then placed inside of a trunk. The Splash News caption also claims that two large Cadillacs, three SUVs, and "almost a dozen Taylor Swift security guards" arrived outside of her place to help move the suitcase. Bustle has reached out to Swift's rep for comment, but did not receive a response at the time of publication.
The photo's caption reads in its entirety, according to Spin 1038:
As you can see, there are many grammatical errors, including the misspelling of Swift's first name in the second sentence. Something definitely seems off with the caption, so it's not a stretch to think that there is good chance that the "Shake It Off" singer wasn't actually exiting her apartment via suitcase.
Of course, this isn't the first time something as ridiculous as this has been said about the singer. Swift has been accused of sneaking out of her apartment in this manner before. In a now-deleted tweet from Perez Hilton posted in May (via Cool Accidents), he wrote, ".@taylorswift13 fans are theorizing that she's been sneaking in and out of her NYC apartment IN THIS BOX!!! Stealth!" Bustle also reached out to Swift's rep for comment on past reports, but did not receive an immediate response.
Despite this being beyond ludicrous (would Swift really avoid being photographed by hiding inside a box?), there are many fans who hope it's true.
The Taylor Swift suitcase rumors are back! This is a spiritual experience for me!!! https://t.co/t5BSWDcOm0— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) July 17, 2017
As you can imagine, Twitter has blown up with responses, particularly tweets expressing how much people want Swift's transportation choice to be a suitcase. There are also many individuals who are not shocked by the theory, because why wouldn't a 27-year-old adult woman hide inside a suitcase?
It's hard not to have fun with this theory, especially since it's so over-the-top. The following tweets are pretty hilarious, so good luck not trying to laugh as you read through them.
Totally Not Surprising
Is T. Swift hiding in a suitcase really expected?
T. Hiddles Is Proof It's Real
Cute pic of Tom Hiddleston adn Taylor Swift when they were together pic.twitter.com/xtrpQkJGO9— lauren yap (@itslaurenyap) July 17, 2017
He was in on the scheme all along.
It's Been Her Dream
Her actual dream is to be a ventriloquist dummy but she's too tall. This is the closest she can get + she loves ithttps://t.co/vzSdoCWc1x— Nick Miller (@NickMillerMusic) July 17, 2017
Music isn't her only passion.
Let's Put Money On It
I've never been more certain of anything in my life. Taylor Swift *IS* hiding in that suitcase.— Hannah Orenstein (@hannahorens) July 17, 2017
What are you willing to bet she is absolutely in the suitcase?
It Needs To Be Real
I really need to know if this story about Taylor Swift hiding in a suitcase is real.— Calvin (@calvinstowell) July 17, 2017
I need it to be real.
It's so crazy — but, seriously, is it real?
Forget About Every Other Celeb Report
there is no story i want to be more true than taylor swift being packed in a suitcase— Alex Abad-Santos (@alex_abads) July 17, 2017
It's all that anyone can think about.
It's The New Get Away
This is how I would like to exit all buildings henceforth. https://t.co/yFPA1ugHxe— John williams (@Jmc_Williams) July 17, 2017
Talk about making an exit.
The Only Celeb News That Matters
Me: I'm so over celebrity gossip— Cᴏɴᴏʀ Aʀᴘᴡᴇʟ🌹 (@Arpwel) July 17, 2017
Twitter: Taylor Swift was spotted being carried out of her house in a suitcase
Sorry, Beyoncé, but your twins no longer matter.
Let's face it, Swift being carried in a suitcase probably isn't true, but fans can dream.