The Real Housewives Are Going On Tour

Next month, five goddesses of the Real Housewives universe are hitting the road for what sounds like something a Bravoaholic would wish for every time the clock struck 11:11. As People reported on Wednesday, Real Housewives of Atlanta stars Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss, and Kenya Moore will join forces with Real Housewives of New York City stars Sonja Morgan and Dorinda Medley for The Real Housewives Live Tour: Uncensored and Apologetic. Yes, The Real Housewives of Atlanta and The Real Housewives of New York City could be coming to a city near you.

Well, if that isn’t the pop supergroup I never knew I needed. I understand The Real Housewives Live isn’t that type of tour, but if Bailey, Burruss, Moore, Morgan, and Medley were to record and drop a single, I’d put it in my ears faster than you could say, “don’t be tardy for the party.”

So, what does The Real Housewives Live Tour have in store for fans? Take it away, official tour website:

Get ready to open the doors to a world you don’t see on the camera. The Real Housewives Live – Uncensored and Unapologetic will bring the reigning queens of Bravo’s The Real Housewives to your town, LIVE. Join Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss, and Kenya Moore from The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Sonja Morgan and Dorinda Medley from The Real Housewives of New York City as they spill-the-tea.

According to People, the five Housewives will talk about “their infamous antics, their outrageous costars and those never-before-seen moments that didn’t make the show.” There will also be a meet-and-greet situation after each show.

The Real Housewives Live Tour will kick things off in San Francisco on April 22, and then twirl on over to Seattle, Minneapolis, and Detroit. More cities will be added to the schedule sometime in the near future. If you would like to see Bailey, Burruss, Moore, Morgan, and Medley in concert, tickets will go on sale next Monday.

If I am lucky enough to go to The Real Housewives Live Tour, I will (a) give the merch table all of my money and (b) wear my tiara and reading glasses. Obviously.

Only the best ensemble for the best event.