This Trump Bathing Suit Is Here To Scare Your Fellow Beach-Goers — PHOTOS
If you thought that swimsuits couldn't possibly get more disturbing than the hairy chest one-piece, think again. Beloved Shirts, the folks who dreamed up that, um, creative beachwear, created the Shocked Trump Swimsuit. The one-piece features President Trump's open-mouthed face, and is guaranteed to terrify all your fellow beach-goers. I think it's safe to say that beaches will never be great again.
You know, when the election happened, I didn't think that there would ever be a way to unite both political parties ever again. I was wrong, because no matter what your party affiliation is, I think we can all agree that this swimsuit is terrifying. Beloved Shirts' Shocked Trump Swimsuit features the President's face printed across the chest.
The worst (or best?) part is that this is not a total joke. If you're looking to terrify everyone on the beach or at the pool, you can pick one of these suits up right now on the Beloved Shirts website using real, American dollars. As of June 20, all sizes — XS through XXL — are currently in stock and available for $50 each. If all of that isn't enough for you, you can also buy the matching phone case or crop top and really make a statement.
Shocked Trump One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95, belovedswimsuits.com
Personally, I don't ever want the president this close to me, and it looks like I'm not alone either. Most people seem to be on the same page about this swimsuit — no one should ever wear it.
I can’t imagine even fans of Trump would want to wear this swimsuit. pic.twitter.com/PfMpXZ0PY2— Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) June 20, 2017
need a chrome plugin to turn the trump swimsuit into a puppy or something— Adrianna McIntyre (@onceuponA) June 20, 2017
Looks like I'm not the only one who's terrified of the design.
Aside from other obvious problems with this Trump swimsuit it's the wrong shade to match his oompa loompa skin tone pic.twitter.com/SzNWPGduyt— Maya Oppenheim (@MayaOppenheim) June 20, 2017
if you love Trump why would this be the picture you choose for your swimsuit https://t.co/Ne5L8mA3om— hunter lurie (@hunterlurie) June 20, 2017
The real question is why any would do this.
😂😂😂 This Trump swimsuit is scary. Hahaha https://t.co/gYRDBj3gxr— Vikki Veach 🇺🇸 (@VikkiVeach1) June 20, 2017
To say the very least.