Fashion

This Trump Bathing Suit Is Here To Complete Your Summer

by Kali Borovic

If you thought that swimsuits couldn't possibly get more disturbing than the hairy chest one-piece, think again. Beloved Shirts, the folks who dreamed up that, um, creative beachwear, created the Shocked Trump Swimsuit. The one-piece features President Trump's open-mouthed face, and is guaranteed to terrify all your fellow beach-goers. I think it's safe to say that beaches will never be great again.

You know, when the election happened, I didn't think that there would ever be a way to unite both political parties ever again. I was wrong, because no matter what your party affiliation is, I think we can all agree that this swimsuit is terrifying. Beloved Shirts' Shocked Trump Swimsuit features the President's face printed across the chest.

The worst (or best?) part is that this is not a total joke. If you're looking to terrify everyone on the beach or at the pool, you can pick one of these suits up right now on the Beloved Shirts website using real, American dollars. As of June 20, all sizes — XS through XXL — are currently in stock and available for $50 each. If all of that isn't enough for you, you can also buy the matching phone case or crop top and really make a statement.

Shocked Trump One Piece Swimsuit, $49.95, belovedswimsuits.com

Personally, I don't ever want the president this close to me, and it looks like I'm not alone either. Most people seem to be on the same page about this swimsuit — no one should ever wear it.

Truth.

Looks like I'm not the only one who's terrified of the design.

Ouch.

The real question is why any would do this.

To say the very least.