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Prepare To Lose All Your Money To This List Of Trader Joe's Top 50 Products
Joe just turned 50 — Trader Joe's, that is. I know, I know. He looks amazing for his age. To celebrate the anniversary, Trader Joe's top 50 products, selected by customers and team members, were featured in the Fearless Flyer newsletter; and now I'm hungry.
TJ's has stolen our hearts for years (50, to be precise) with its Hawaiian vibe, innovative snacks, hard-to-find treasures, and killer prices — something they accomplish by buying directly from suppliers, bargaining for better deals, buying in volume, nixing additional fees for suppliers, and keeping their own costs low, which means a better price tag for you.
Their actions paid off; and what started as a small chain of convenience stores in 1958 (#throwback to Pronto Markets!) evolved into the Trader Joe's we all know and love today. Joe's is known for offering the best prices on items you'll have a hard time finding elsewhere, employees who always look happy (seriously, no one else loves their job that much), and perhaps the most dangerous dessert section of any grocery store in the United States.
Although my beloved plantain chips didn't make the list (what were you guys thinking?), TJ deserves a huge shoutout. In honor of Trader Joe's 50th anniversary celebration, here are the fans' top picks for their 50 best items. Happy Birthday, Joe!
2Organic Tea & Lemonade
The little man on the bottle is impeccably dressed, so you know this stuff is legit.
4Wish Flower White Wine
It's wine. Wine is grapes. Grapes are fruit. Fruit is healthy. Wine is healthy.
8Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Peanut butter and chocolate: the best food combination known to mankind.
13Gochujang Flavored Almonds
10 bucks says no one even knows what this name means but they eat it anyway because it's from Trader Joe's and it's amazing.
18Gluten Free Cheese Pizza With Cauliflower Crust
This gets 10 thumbs up, because gluten free pizza is always dope AF.
19Dark Chocolate Almonds
Dark chocolate is considered a powerful health food, which means you can eat as many of these as you like.
20All Natural Chicken
Cook 'em on the stovetop with a little bit of Joe's EVOO, and life is complete.
22Crispy Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookies
Be careful with these — your fingers will hit the bottom of the container before you know it.
24Mozzarella Cheese Log
Yes, it's meant for slicing. Or you can just, you know, eat it whole. Whatever...
30Green Dragon Hot Sauce
A trusted source has confirmed that everything tastes good soaked in this stuff. You're welcome.
35Organic Midnight Moo
I'm not telling you to eat it straight from the bottle; I'm just telling you no one will judge you if you do.
36Mozzarella And Tomato Salad
This is great for when you're feeling a little fancy and regular salad won't do the trick.
41Organic Broccoli Slaw
Even if you don't like broccoli, you might find you're down with the slaw anyway because it's just that good.
49Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Everything in life is better when it's cooked, doused, or dipped in Trader Joe's olive oil. This is science.
50Organic Frosted Toaster Pastries
If you've graduated from Pop Tarts but aren't quite ready to let go of your favorite childhood treat, here it is organic, which means it's adult-friendly.
