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This Toy Mimics Oral Sex — & Honestly, It Might Be Better Than the Real Thing
Forget wine, chocolate, and a hot bath—there’s a new “treat yourself” trifecta in town. And the Womanizer Next is coming (literally) for your serotonin.
If the idea of spending your evening curled up in bed with Netflix, a face mask, and a little buzz sounds appealing, allow us to introduce you to one of the coolest new pleasure toys on the market: the Womanizer Next. This isn’t just a vibrator—it’s a tech-forward orgasm machine built for overstimulated minds and underwhelmed libidos.
So, what makes it different from the sea of toys already in your nightstand drawer? For starters, it features the brand’s 3D Pleasure Air technology, meaning it doesn’t just suction, it adapts. Instead of the same repetitive motion, it mimics oral sex with subtle air pulses that respond to your body’s natural rhythm—which, as Tobias Zegenhagen, the Chief Product Officer at Womanizer, explains, is the difference between listening to a single note on repeat and being serenaded with a full-on symphony.
Then there’s the Dynamic Dimension Drive, which allows you to control both the speed and depth of the stimulation. Translation? It’s more lifelike, more customizable, and honestly, kind of scary-good.
It’s also whisper-quiet (seriously—your breathing will be louder), fully waterproof (hello, shower sessions), and has 42 combinations of intensity and depth settings. Can’t decide? Tap Autopilot Mode 2.0 and let the toy switch things up for you.
If that all sounds a bit intense, good. Womanizer Next isn’t shy about its mission: more orgasms, less noise—literally and figuratively. And with over 200,000 users already obsessed, it’s not just hype—it’s basically a wellness ritual in toy form.
So yeah, cancel your plans. You’ve got a date with your new favorite serotonin source.
