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This Blended Orgasm Sex Toy Is The Innovation 2020 Needed

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2020 is lame. But you know what's not lame? Sex toys. Those delightful little scepters of self-pleasure have a serious knack for turning your day around, which if you ask me is as good a reason as any to invest in a more high-quality toy.

That's where Lora DiCarlo comes in. The luxury sex toy brand is on a mission to create a sexually equitable world for all people, and they're doing it by engineering products that empower sexual exploration and pleasure. Each of their premium products are thoughtfully designed to replicate the sensations of human movement, and after you get to know the features of their toys, I can promise the only question left on your mind will be "How fast is shipping?"

Which leads me back to the reason you're here: to learn about a truly next-level sex toy. That one is directly below, but keep on scrolling to get to know their full portfolio of innovations.

Meet the number one reason we should all be thankful to be alive in 2020: the newly released Osé 2 by Lora DiCarlo. This marvel of engineering is designed to stimulate both the G-spot and clitoris simultaneously and features a sleeker, softer body with enhanced flexibility, allowing you to adjust it to just the right position for your unique anatomy. Still not convinced? That's probably because I haven't mentioned that both stimulators are designed to mimic legitimate human touch. Go ahead — let that sink in.

Oh, and if I've done a great job of convincing you to expand your sex toy repertoire, then you should know that through midnight PST on August 28, you can place your pre-order for Osé 2 and choose a second Lora DiCarlo product for free. This special offer includes one of Lora DiCarlo's four other unique microrobotic pleasure products: Baci, Onda, Filare, and Carezza (more on those below, up to an $180 value) with your purchase. You're welcome.

A funny thing happens when you work from home with your parents: First, your dad hears that you're writing a story about vibrators and hides in his office indefinitely, and then your mom sticks around to offer her editorial input.

When I clued my mom in on the intricacies of this premium robotic clitoral massager, she requested that I note how it would make an ideal gift for any and all clitoris owners in your life, and for good reason. The fancy toy boasts two types of clitoral stimulation via patent-pending microrobotics that mimic the feeling of a tongue and lips stroking and sucking the external clitoris, plus a full-coverage design that delivers smooth, consistent vibrations everywhere else.

If your first thought is something along the lines of "this looks like a basic vibrator," then I could not be more proud to prove you wrong. While yes, the Onda by Lora DiCarlo does indeed vibrate, it's actually designed to recreate the sensation of fingers stroking your G-spot. (Confused? Click over to their site for a highly convincing GIF.) That, combined with the customizable speed settings and waterproof silicone body, make for a bedside (or bathtub) companion that's anything but basic.

No matter which of these products tickles your fancy, you can't go wrong when you select a Lora DiCarlo. The brand was built out of the belief that everyone deserves to explore their pleasure without shame — and what's more empowering than that?

This post is sponsored by Lora DiCarlo.